Welcome to the first step of the last stage of your life. Here is where I go over the rules to make sure you know what you’re getting into. We do not allow people to have others turned unless all legal contracts have been taken care of and those typically take five years to complete. This way we don’t have people turning enemies into vampires and staking them before they figure out what’s going on. Also, this is irreversible, which means you can’t get a refund once we’re done. Ready to continue? Okay, just sign here and we’ll head for the coffin catalog.
Of course, the book is shaped like a coffin. Why do you think we named it the coffin catalog? There isn’t much we can do about your appearance. You’ll remain as you are now, but can change your clothes and possibly your hairstyle. We do have shape-shifting powers, which are expensive and don’t mix with most other powers. So, going with that means you’ll be limited and could end things right here. As long as you give us a down payment, we can hold your request for a year and let you get into the proper shape that you want to spend eternity as. I have a nephew that does personal training and a cousin who helps with style if you want to see them. You good with how you are? Great then we can move on to the next step.
Fangs can be classic, circular mouthful, foot long, under bite, and a few other less common choices. We have a sale on one type that gives you a mouth that projects out for a bite in a similar fashion to a goblin shark. Much of this depends on what you plan to eat. I know people typically think of blood, but there is more too it than that. For one thing, you can feed off marrow, breath, and we even have a type that drains water from the living. You also have to decide on if you can drink a little without killing or have the inability to stop once you start. A final part of this section is sleeping, but that’s from centuries ago when we had a flood of people turning themselves into vampires who needed soil. We keep this for amusement and it gets asked about anyway. On the plus side, you get a free bed out of this because it’s in the contract.
Let’s get to the fun part. We have power packages and you can make your own with a base of three. Every extra power costs another hundred and you have to be careful about going too far. The more abilities you have, the less human you remain and that can turn you into a complete monster. I’ve heard of the theory that adding weaknesses to your package will allow for more powers, but this isn’t a game. In fact, weaknesses can make the situation worse if you aren’t careful. Having the counter a specific ability can minimize the effect, but you run the risk of an implosion. Just something to keep in mind. Now, we have elemental powers, animal powers, magic, body manipulation, mental powers, physical enhancement, and practically human packages. That last one gives you abilities that revolve entirely around surviving within human society. No, it’s not a Dawn Fang because you wouldn’t have their level of power. Honestly, we’ve been told to stop making those due to a few incidents. Lack of a proper contract and the progenitor ate our previous legal team to teach us a lesson. His second-in-command robbed us as well, which is why we’re a lot more careful with them.
So, what kind of vampire are you thinking? Oh, you want the Werewolf Warehouse three blocks over. Strange that you stayed through the whole thing. Don’t worry. Just stand right there and the mind wipe will be over. Did I forget to mention we’re very careful about letting our competition know about our catalog? Silly me.