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Fellowship of the Ring

Fellowship of the Ring

Thank you for answering our Help Wanted ad. We have a big job coming up and one of our members isn’t able to join us.  What happened to your predecessor?  There was an incident with a dragon, two kegs of ale, the blacksmith’s daughter, and the sinking of three dozen royal warships.  In her defense, the ale was really good.  Now, her position was rather fluid, so we aren’t looking for any specific set of skills.  Just something unique that doesn’t step on the toes of everyone else.  That goes double for our barbarian because he never wears shoes and swears his big toes are extra sensitive to crushing. So, let’s see what are you capable of.

I see you have a lot of experience going on adventure, but I don’t recognize the groups you have listed here. In fact, we couldn’t locate a single reference. Oh, they all died on various jobs, so I take it you’re more of a mercenary.  Now, your longest position was for two years, but you have no responsibilities listed.  You were the seamstress?  I don’t see how that was very important, especially since I see mention of swordsmanship, archery, and illusion magic in later years.  Nobody trusted you with weapons or magic?  Makes me wonder what happened to the others.  They failed to listened to you . . . not sure if you’re being arrogant or hinting that you can see the future.  Guess a shrug is the best answer I’ll get on this section.

Moving on to your skills, I want to know where you learned everything.  Most adventurers are either a warrior with a specific weapon or a caster.  You have melee skills, long-range skills, and magic, which is fairly impression.  Especially since you don’t look any older than twenty-five.  You’re twenty-one?  Raises more questions about your training.  Yes, I’ve heard of the Cavern of Legends and the rumor that the crystals within hold the memories of the greatest adventurers in history.  Never thought about what would happen if one got locked in there.  You grew up in there after your mother wandered, gave birth, and died soon after.  So, you were raised by ghosts?  That does give you a lot of leeway in terms of acting strange.

All of this looks rather good even if it is rather odd and a tad suspicious.  We need to settle on payment.  Normally, every member gets a base of five gold and an even portion of whatever we find on our adventure.  Anything that is not money is either given to whoever can use it best or settled by a Tic-Tac-Toe tournament.  We used to have a singing contest, but then we recruited a bard and they never lost.  At least until our dwarven healer broke his kneecaps, lost her powers, and has switched to a more . . . violent god.  She’ll heal you, but the spells are agony and we think she’s drinking blood.  None of this seems to phase you at all, which is a good sign.

I’ll write you done for the normal salary and kill bonuses if that’s okay. You only want copper coins and arrows?  I guess we can do that, but copper isn’t really common.  Not even sure they still make those.  No, they don’t typically have chocolate.  You’re talking about candy wrapped in copper-colored paper.  Do you really want to get paid in candy and arrows?  Okay then, but we can’t hire you.  I want to say it’s because you’re not skilled or experienced.  In reality, you just pulled out a book about sacrifices people to revive the dead and I don’t feel comfortable with that.  Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Curse my descendants all you want, but I’m pretty sure the male pattern baldness, bizarrely large feet, and heart disease in my family tree will make that mumbo jumbo pointless.  NEXT!

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Sally’s Cafe and Bookstore – New on the Shelves – Storm Wolf by Stephen Morris

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Book Promo – Get ‘Dancing with Air’ FREE from 13th to 17th January…

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Guest Writer- Paul Andruss – Ionia

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In a Small Compass, on Lisa Burton Radio

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Welcome to another edition of Lisa Burton Radio. I’m your host, Lisa the robot girl, and with me today is author, James Ferris Wheeler. “Welcome to the show, James.”

“Thank you, Lisa. I feel very honoured to be invited by a charming celebrity like you.”

“Why, thank you. I understand that you just ordered a new suit. Can you tell our listeners why?”

“It is still hard to believe, Lisa. You must know, my previous books, well – they are good, and they sell. And I always craved for a little fame. What the readers say: ‘Great books. Who wrote them? Sorry, that name slipped from my mind.’ After years of writing one book after the other – my latest novel, “Dagger in the Rock” was nominated for the MFBS Award! The Most Fascinating Books Society is very fastidious and secretive about their nominations.”

“How exciting. This award sounds like…

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Thursday – A little Personal Our Justice Kindle Edition on Sale Jan 12 to Jan 19th

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Our Justice

Our justice is available from  January 12th to January 19th on Amazon.

Here is the link for the $0.99 US

Here is the link for the £0.99 UK

The blurb

The terrorist leader and financier Matt Jacobs figured out a plan to eliminate the President. He is relying on John Cannon’s stature as a hero to help him carry it off. John finds himself walking the fine line of pretending to help Matt while trying to figure out a countermeasure to the plan.

The third book in the John J. Cannon Trilogy brings together two strong wills for a showdown. The question to be answered is who will feel the satisfaction that the achievement of justice delivers? John, Matt or neither?

The trailer https://youtu.be/1lrO7JYZy4M

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Adventuring Parties: A Job For Everyone . . . Except Billy

Final Fantasy 9

Final Fantasy 9

Like with every group, an adventuring party usually consists of members who each have a niche.  Even if you have all warriors, they tend to differ in combat style, tactics, and weapons.  Typically, a group has people of various skills and backgrounds to bring depth and possibly some friction into the story.  Not everyone supports the thief’s love of leaving battle to pilfer the kitchen pantry.  So, what are some roles you may find?

  1. The Healer– Pretty self-explanatory.  Not much of a fighter, but you can’t get very far without them.  Whether it be a magical healer or a master of medicine, the other team members will literally fall apart without a character like this.  Just make sure people thank them.  Not a good idea to anger the person responsible for erasing all those cuts, bruises, poisonings, and whatever else happens.
  2. The Long-Range Threat–  This includes archers and spellcasters.  You don’t always have someone with magic, but they fall into this category because they fight from outside the main melee.  Are they useful if drawn into close range?  Sometimes, but typically this is their weapon point.  Seriously, the point blank longbow move isn’t as useful as the movies make.  Rather easy to dodge or knock the weapon to the side if you think about it.
  3. The Muscle– Big and strong and ready to break whatever they get their hands on.  This is usually a fighter type who doesn’t do much thinking.  There is some variety here because the role is defined more by physical focus than mental ability.  So you can have a tactical Muscle to avoid the dumb brute idea.
  4. The Strategist– Usually the leader, but not always.  This is the one who makes the plans for traveling, combat, and whatever else requires forethought.  They know the strengths and weaknesses of the group, which means they have insight into every member.  It doesn’t mean everyone likes them though.  Some characters that fall into this category can be rather pompous and anger the less friendly of the group.
  5. The Loose Cannon–  Every team seems to have one.  The anti-hero who the fans love and the other team members wish would stop causing trouble.  Either they rush headfirst into battle or wander off whenever they feel like it, you get the sense that these characters aren’t team players.  So, why are they here?  Because they still need a place to live and enjoy having friends more than they let on.
  6. The Thief–  More of a fantasy trope than most other genres, this is an occupation that usually is an initial drive for the character.  They aren’t fully trusted for most of their time.  In fact, the moment they are trusted tends to be right before they either die or turn traitor.  Still, the skill set makes them incredibly valuable for adventuring because you never know when a trap has been set, a lock needs picking, or a pocket needs pilfering.
  7. The Money–  This can be held by other roles and isn’t very common.  Most times they end up being a supporting character.  Still, there’s no reason the person with the money can’t go on the adventure.  This is a lot easier with credit cards, but the most fun with this character is the chance of friction.  They tend to have a different world view than the others, which can be a source of development and humor.
  8. The Life of the Party– More about personality than ability, this can overlap with the others roles.  The point of this character is to be the positive energy and possibly a bonding hero for the others.  No matter what’s going on, this character is ready to make people happy and smile.  In fact, it’s the best way for them to get over hard time because they don’t feel alone.  One thing to always be aware of is that the loss of this hero will have massive repercussions even if they weren’t the strongest, smartest, fastest, or whatever.  Imagine the heart getting ripped out and you’ll have an idea of why these characters can be more important than one realizes.
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January’s Free Stuff and Giveaways

January seems to be a particularly good month for reading. Or, if you’re like me and have a bulging tbr list as it is, a particularly bad one, as there’s a number of awesome giveaways. …

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Naked Alliances: A Richard Noggin Novel (The Naked Eye Private Investigator Novel Series, #1) by S.K. Nicholls

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The author sent me an ARC of this book (mobi format) in exchange for an honest review.

My rating:  ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

Plot
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A riveting romp through Central Florida, Naked Alliances air-drops you into the seedier side of Orlando that the amusement park industry tries to keep under wraps.

When a young immigrant woman and an exotic dancer are fleeing men with guns and have no place to hide, Richard Noggin, P.I., can’t turn his back on them, even if helping them makes him a target.

Richard plans to impress an aspiring politician by taking on a big white-collar case with the potential of getting him off the streets and into air-conditioned offices. Instead, he’s handed a cold case and quickly finds himself sucked into a shadowy world of sex, secrets and…murder.

Marked for a bullet and stretched thin by his investigations, he reluctantly teams…

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Supporting your fellow authors – Guest Post by Craig Boyack…

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I’m so honored to be invited back for another lap at The Storyreading Ape’s blog. Chris is a huge supporter of independent authors, and that’s kind of the topic of this post.

When we start off, we tend to write in solitude. The dream is to quietly slip a book onto Amazon or iBooks and wake up to an exploding email box. Reality doesn’t work that way. There’s so much competition out there it’s hard to get noticed even with a quality product.

We soon find out that we need friends if we’re going to make a run at success. This blog is one that all authors should get familiar with. There are others out there, and you’re going to need several avenues.

It doesn’t take long to figure out that self publishing isn’t the new gold rush. Oh sure, the stories are out there, but their best purpose is…

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