Poetry Day: I Love You . . . But

Posted on February 22, 2024 by Charles Yallowitz

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(Kind of extreme in a few examples, but you get the point.)

I love you, dearest.
And I found a surgery for your bald spot.

 

I love you, honey.
And I chose a diet for you to use.

 

I love you, sweetie.
And I found a medicine for your sweaty pits.

 

I love you, hubby.
And I picked out your new hairstyle.

 

I love you, handsome.
And I bought you strips for your snoring.

 

I love you without fail.
I just need to make some adjustments.

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About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.
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13 Responses to Poetry Day: I Love You . . . But

  1. L. Marie's avatar L. Marie says:
    February 22, 2024 at 10:04 am

    In other words, I love you, but . . . or I will love you when you . . .

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  2. L. Marie's avatar L. Marie says:
    February 22, 2024 at 10:14 am

    Sorry just noticed your title is “I love you, but . . . I really need to resd more

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  3. John W. Howell's avatar John W. Howell says:
    February 22, 2024 at 4:04 pm

    I like this, Charles. Great examples of conditional love..

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  4. DebyFredericks's avatar DebyFredericks says:
    February 22, 2024 at 9:46 pm

    Love according to the manipulator.

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  6. The Amethyst Lamb's avatar The Amethyst Lamb says:
    March 24, 2024 at 9:08 am

    Seems like only a mother’s love can be unconditional. And sometimes not even then.

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