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We sell jackets.  That’s it.  No, you’re thinking of a coat.  Those are longer and heavier because they’re for colder weather.  We’re more of an autumn and spring service with all of our products having a special feature.  Sure.  We have a list right here.  It’s a little dusty because people don’t like it when I tell them the difference between a jacket and a coat, which I think is obvious.  Take your time.

• Bomber– Comes in nylon or leather of various colors.  Allows the wearer to ride air currents, but you can be carried off by strong winds.
• Leather–  General leather jacket that gets us picketed at times.  Nothing special beyond being stronger than metal armor.
• Bed– Simple jacket used for sitting in bed.  Inner lining vibrates to massage muscles and relieve stress.  Will make it difficult to leave bed for work or bathroom.
• Sport–  Fancy jacket for everyday use.  Has pockets that can each hold 100 pounds without problems.  Lining does have a habit of tearing if pockets are not routinely emptied.
• Blazer–  Another fancy jacket that regulates the body temperature to be comfortable in all weather.  Does not keep you dry.
• Suit–  Self-explanatory and can change color to match pants.
• Chef–  Only useful in the kitchen since that’s what it was made for.  Grants minor telekinesis, which works to attract needed cooking utensils to your hand.
• Caraco–  Popular for those who like old-fashioned styles.  Increases endurance and strength of wearer, but only begins to work when exhaustion is reached.
• Fleece– Very soft and warm.  Can grow to become a large ball of fabric that wearer can roll around in.  Popular with kids and college students.
• Norfolk–  Used for fancy sports like golf and shooting.  Enhances eyesight to help with aim, but reduces hearing by half.
• Smoking–  Comfortable jacket used for lounging around.  Releases a pleasant aroma, but makes wearer allergic to cigarettes. Highly recommended for those who wish to quit the habit.
• Tunic–  Varied styles from military to medieval.  Powers vary depending on the quest you are given after owning the jacket for a week.  Legendary weapon not guaranteed, but highly likely.
• Nehru– Jacket with a mandarin collar.  Acts as a turtle shell that the wearer can pull whole body into.  Interior is large enough to fit a cot and small bookcase, which helps if you’re waiting for danger to pass.
• Mackinaw–  Plaid pattern can be whatever color combination you wish.  All will grant the ability to blend into backgrounds that are most similar to your pattern.
• Field–  Only available for military personnel.  Powers are confidential.
• Gilet–  Sleeveless jacket that people mistake for a vest.  Glows in the dark and provides superhuman back support.  Will require that owner do at least one weekly shift at either Home Deport or Lowes.
• Hoodie–  Simple and comes in every color.  Putting up the hood allows wearer to sleep while jacket takes control of their body.