Sari– Who keeps sending me these pictures? I told all of you that I didn’t want to be a part of this.
Delvin– It’s been a while since we’ve shown up on the blog and this was the best that could be put together. Does anybody understand why I can’t post this thing?
Nyx– Nobody is questioning how the six of us are able to use computers without any training or explanation.
Sari– I’m pretty sure these things aren’t supposed to make sense. They’re supposed to be . . . Why is my portable thingy getting bombarded with these pictures?
Timoran– At least your fingers are not hitting more than one button at the same time. I cannot seem to find Luke on here.
Luke– I don’t see any of you either. We’re on the one with the all the bands, right?
Delvin– All I see are eggs, number signs, and shorthand. Lots of aggression too. I still can’t get this thing accepted. What am I doing wrong?
Nyx– Those numbers are in the red, so I think you wrote too much. As for you, little brother, I have no idea where you are. Nobody’s screen looks the same.
Sari– Stop sending pictures that I don’t want!!!
Timoran– I suggest we all go to whatever Sari is on and see if we can help her. It is that one with the ‘F’ symbol, which I assume is a grade. Why would something with such a terrible reputation have so many people?
Dariana– I’m not having any problems communicating.
Luke– You’re just using telepathy with people instead of writing to them on the screen. I would really stop doing that because it looks like they’re freaking out. One of them is waving a lower case ‘t’ and a book at you.
Dariana– I’m sorry. Let me just write that and . . . oops . . . Why did the computer change my word? What’s a ‘Satan’?
Nyx– I don’t know, but that book guy looks like he’s about to cry. I’m starting to think that this was a really bad idea.
Sari– I will kill you!!!
Delvin– Oh for the love of Ram, let me see what’s going on with you. It’s just Lloyd Tenay sending you a bunch of pictures. I told you not to make him a friend.
Sari– But why are they all pictures of these guys that I don’t know?
Timoran– He claims to be sending you . . . dick pics? I sense a really bad pun has been used.
Nyx– That’s it. I’m burning this post to the ground.
So much fun. Lloyd seems to make everyone uncomfortable.
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It’s one of his best qualities.
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LOL! Oh my gawd, my favorite line is: Sari– But why are they all pictures of these guys that I don’t know?
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I probably should have written ‘Dick’ as the name to be clearer about the joke, but it’s great that people are laughing at it. 😀
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Thanks Charles, I needed a laugh today! 🙂
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You’re welcome.
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Sari is MVP here!
I totally get the fingers hitting more than one button! Happens to me a lot! 😀
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She kind of got the worst of it. I like how they were all on different sites too. 🙂
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XD Excellent. Though it is curious as to how they got access…*glances over to Travis, who swears that he had his phone on him after the interview with Luke and did not, in fact, lose it in Windemere…and then he swears at me because of the accusation and the crap he’s been put through over time and everything* But yep, this was immensely entertaining.
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Blame the gnomes. Always blame the gnomes. 😁
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I *could* blame them…but it’s always fun to shift blame to monkey-boy. Yay for that Fourth Wall!
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The wall really is more of a guideline at times.
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So much fun, Charles.
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Thanks. 😁
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Yikes! Why would anyone have Lloyd in their friend base??
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He’s very friendly and quirky. In his defense, most of the pictures were of Nixon.
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