Champions of Social Media

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Sari–  Who keeps sending me these pictures?  I told all of you that I didn’t want to be a part of this.

Delvin–  It’s been a while since we’ve shown up on the blog and this was the best that could be put together.  Does anybody understand why I can’t post this thing?

Nyx–  Nobody is questioning how the six of us are able to use computers without any training or explanation.

Sari–  I’m pretty sure these things aren’t supposed to make sense.  They’re supposed to be . . . Why is my portable thingy getting bombarded with these pictures?

Timoran–  At least your fingers are not hitting more than one button at the same time.  I cannot seem to find Luke on here.

Luke–  I don’t see any of you either.  We’re on the one with the all the bands, right?

Delvin–  All I see are eggs, number signs, and shorthand.  Lots of aggression too.  I still can’t get this thing accepted.  What am I doing wrong?

Nyx–  Those numbers are in the red, so I think you wrote too much.  As for you, little brother, I have no idea where you are.  Nobody’s screen looks the same.

Sari–  Stop sending pictures that I don’t want!!!

Timoran– I suggest we all go to whatever Sari is on and see if we can help her.  It is that one with the ‘F’ symbol, which I assume is a grade.  Why would something with such a terrible reputation have so many people?

Dariana– I’m not having any problems communicating.

Luke–  You’re just using telepathy with people instead of writing to them on the screen.  I would really stop doing that because it looks like they’re freaking out.  One of them is waving a lower case ‘t’ and a book at you.

Dariana–  I’m sorry.  Let me just write that and . . . oops . . . Why did the computer change my word?  What’s a ‘Satan’?

Nyx–  I don’t know, but that book guy looks like he’s about to cry.  I’m starting to think that this was a really bad idea.

Sari–  I will kill you!!!

Delvin–  Oh for the love of Ram, let me see what’s going on with you.  It’s just Lloyd Tenay sending you a bunch of pictures.  I told you not to make him a friend.

Sari–  But why are they all pictures of these guys that I don’t know?

Timoran–  He claims to be sending you . . . dick pics?  I sense a really bad pun has been used.

Nyx–  That’s it.  I’m burning this post to the ground.

About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.
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17 Responses to Champions of Social Media

  1. So much fun. Lloyd seems to make everyone uncomfortable.

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  2. N. N. Light says:

    LOL! Oh my gawd, my favorite line is: Sari– But why are they all pictures of these guys that I don’t know?

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  3. N. N. Light says:

    Thanks Charles, I needed a laugh today! 🙂

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  4. L. Marie says:

    Sari is MVP here!
    I totally get the fingers hitting more than one button! Happens to me a lot! 😀

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  5. twixie13 says:

    XD Excellent. Though it is curious as to how they got access…*glances over to Travis, who swears that he had his phone on him after the interview with Luke and did not, in fact, lose it in Windemere…and then he swears at me because of the accusation and the crap he’s been put through over time and everything* But yep, this was immensely entertaining.

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  6. So much fun, Charles.


  7. Yikes! Why would anyone have Lloyd in their friend base??

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