Cover art by Jason Pedersen
Cracking my knuckles
Before opening the next boob
Time to edit
Checking for flaws
Elusive boob typos
And foolish mistakes
A push for the perfect boob
That may never come
Until I shed my pickiness
A remnant
That plagues every boob I touch
No matter how I prepare
So now I sit
To scan this boob
And toil until it bores me
Then . . .
Why is everyone laughing?
(Poem origin: An amusing typo during a chat.)
Legends of Windemere 
Ha!! Sad to say, this has happened to me, thanks to auto-correct.
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I’ve heard others mention this typo. Seems to be fairly common.
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I’ll bet that will spike your daily stats. Did you get my email?
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Be fun to see what happens. I haven’t gotten an email since yesterday afternoon.
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I totally expected the post to be a Lloyd oriented post of some kind.
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Nah. Gave him the week off to hide from the bad weather.
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Just found it. Ended up in spam.
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😀 Terrific.
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Thanks. 😀
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What a boob. But that was brilliant.
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Thanks. Happy it came out . . . Well, coherent mostly. 😁
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Hahaha! Great poem. I bet that typo earned a lot of laughs during the chat. And depending on the context of the chat, I can imagine a screenshot of it ending up on Damn You Autocorrect 🙂
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It was funny. Though it wasn’t the first time I did the typo. Never heard of the Damn You Autocorrect thing.
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Check it out. There’s a whole website dedicaed to funny autocorrects and its hilarious. http://damnyouautocorrect.com
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Thanks. I’ll take a look.
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Tit for tat, really.
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Truly. It’s a golden rule in life.
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