Waldorf and Statler from Muppets
I wish to make a language
That gets carried down the lines
Fondly remembered
And uttered beyond the pages
Complicated and clean
With fans becoming fluent
Drawing my world
Into the realm of reality
Take the ‘G’ and make it ‘L’
Add thirty types of ‘P’
Commas mean repeating words
While periods denote a roar
I think I have the letters down
Though the only vowel is ‘M’
Maybe this was a bad idea
I should stop before I hurt myself
Legends of Windemere 
Ha! So clever and true! I’ve been watching the behind the scenes documentaries of both Hobbit movies. The actors struggle with the languages.
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I’m not surprised. Funny how fans think anyone who plays an elf becomes fluent in the language.
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I say :Dont give up! 🙂
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I’m not even going to try. Not my forte. 🙂
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Lreat Pppost, CharGes *roar* No, you’re riLht, someone might Let hurt *roar*
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Odd how I read that without a problem.
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Haha! I like seeing you being silly, Charles. This made me laugh, so hard. I hope you didn’t hurt yourself. 🙂
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Only a mild brain sprain. Tomorrow is a character dialogue that should be fun.
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Something cheese pizza can help, probably. Ooo, I like dialogue. I stink at it in person, but give me a pen… Good luck!
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It’s one of my strengths. Pizza solves everything.
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Cute poem. You made me smile. I needed that. Just please don’t string too many consonants together without a vowel break. That kills me in some of the sci-fi and fantasy I have read (tried to read).
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You got it. Khtlphrdng. 😛
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Sounds like a lot of fun, but I can barely speak English. 🙂
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Such a confusing language at times. 🙂
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Made me laugh.
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Then my work here is done.
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That’s a great post, actually! Thanks!
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You’re welcome. Glad you liked it.
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Waldorf and Statler always have great lines. 🙂
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Their banter with Fozzie was always my favorite.
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