Relaxing with Ice Cream
This is supposed to be the 2,000th post and I’ll do it with another list of comedy from the toddler. He’s been on a roll lately. So, let’s jump into it:
- “I am a dog!” (Spent weekend playing with a dog and began sniffing people while walking on all fours.)
- “I have to go away. If I go away then I do not have to sleep.” (Last night’s discussion on how he doesn’t have to go to bed.)
- “Quiet daddy! I have to work!” (I made the same request earlier and this was in response to me saying something.)
- “I am a buddy!”
- “The plane and the truck are hugging.” (Was watching our plane get fueled.)
- “Come on! I have things to do!” (Checking out of hotel and he ran ahead with the empty cooler.)
- “I want music . . . not that music.”
- “I want the special cookies. I can’t eat nuts. Nuts in special cookies? Then I need to eat them.” (Pointing at cookies that have peanut oil and not accepting that he’s allergic.)
- “I don’t want to . . . water warm and I like bubbles.” (Cut off mid ‘No bath’ complaint.)
- “Daddy! I need to go potty! They must land the plane!”
- “Daddy? Your tummy hurts? You look sad.” (Responding me getting motion sick on flight home. Rough turbulence near the end.)
Those are the memorable ones. Enjoy the day.
Legends of Windemere 
Ha!
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Gratz on the 2000th post
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Thanks.
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2000 of them already? Dang. Charles you’ve been doing some work. I only have 400 on the Syndicate. I’ve been slacking…
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Been around for over a year with a lot of prompts, reblogs, and marketing posts. I’m surprised too.
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Sounds like a cool kid, but a lot of hard work! 🙂
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A true handful.
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Couldn’t be a better subject for the 2000th. Nice
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Thanks. Now if only I could get him to be quiet for 5 minutes. 🙂
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Ha Ha
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Congratulations on your 2,000th post! Also, cute little one – love how he reconciled himself to having a bath!
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He made up for that with the battle for bedtime. Mommy is away, so he was trying to demand her presence.
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Yikes! I remember those days. Of course, now he just goes to sleep whenever he feels like it and rolls his eyes when I tell him not to stay up too late! 🙂
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I dream of such a time. 🙂
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It’s a bit disconcerting, but it is really really nice!
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Out of the mouths of babes…they are entertaining aren’t they. LOL! 🙂
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Most of the time.
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I’ll share one from my daughter: “Daddy, your butt thinks it’s the boss, but it’s not; your brain is the boss.” Maybe she and I could coauthor a book on children coping with fathers with irritable bowels… 🙂
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It’ll be a best seller in no time. 🙂
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Brilliant! Can’t believe you *already* have 2000 posts! :0
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It means I’m either really busy or need to get out of the house more. 🙂
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I was a bit worried about the truck and the plane one until you explained it. haha
Congrats on 2000!
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It was a lot of fun seeing his reaction to everything in the airport. He went through security without a problem the first time, which was great. The second time, he just started telling the TSA Agent about his trip and that he was going home. Then he ran through to high five another guy. 🙂
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Kids are so open. It’s scary sometimes. 😛
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So, so cute! How can I not have a crush on a guy who likes ice cream when it’s freezing outside?
Ellespeth
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It’s fine if you bundle up while eating. 🙂
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