From the Mouth of the Toddler (Also 2,000th Post!)

Relaxing with Ice Cream

Relaxing with Ice Cream

This is supposed to be the 2,000th post and I’ll do it with another list of comedy from the toddler.  He’s been on a roll lately.  So, let’s jump into it:

  1. “I am a dog!”  (Spent weekend playing with a dog and began sniffing people while walking on all fours.)
  2. “I have to go away.  If I go away then I do not have to sleep.”  (Last night’s discussion on how he doesn’t have to go to bed.)
  3. “Quiet daddy!  I have to work!”  (I made the same request earlier and this was in response to me saying something.)
  4. “I am a buddy!”
  5. “The plane and the truck are hugging.” (Was watching our plane get fueled.)
  6. “Come on!  I have things to do!” (Checking out of hotel and he ran ahead with the empty cooler.)
  7. “I want music . . . not that music.”
  8. “I want the special cookies.  I can’t eat nuts.  Nuts in special cookies?  Then I need to eat them.”  (Pointing at cookies that have peanut oil and not accepting that he’s allergic.)
  9. “I don’t want to . . . water warm and I like bubbles.” (Cut off mid ‘No bath’ complaint.)
  10. “Daddy!  I need to go potty!  They must land the plane!”
  11. “Daddy?  Your tummy hurts?  You look sad.”  (Responding me getting motion sick on flight home.  Rough turbulence near the end.)

Those are the memorable ones.  Enjoy the day.

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About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.
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26 Responses to From the Mouth of the Toddler (Also 2,000th Post!)

  1. tyroper's avatar tyroper says:

    Gratz on the 2000th post

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  2. Papi Z's avatar Papi Z says:

    2000 of them already? Dang. Charles you’ve been doing some work. I only have 400 on the Syndicate. I’ve been slacking…

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  3. Sounds like a cool kid, but a lot of hard work! 🙂

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  4. Couldn’t be a better subject for the 2000th. Nice

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  5. Congratulations on your 2,000th post! Also, cute little one – love how he reconciled himself to having a bath!

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  6. Out of the mouths of babes…they are entertaining aren’t they. LOL! 🙂

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  7. I’ll share one from my daughter: “Daddy, your butt thinks it’s the boss, but it’s not; your brain is the boss.” Maybe she and I could coauthor a book on children coping with fathers with irritable bowels… 🙂

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  8. Dean's avatar Dean says:

    Brilliant! Can’t believe you *already* have 2000 posts! :0

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  9. Linda G. Hill's avatar LindaGHill says:

    I was a bit worried about the truck and the plane one until you explained it. haha
    Congrats on 2000!

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  10. Ellespeth's avatar Ellespeth says:

    So, so cute! How can I not have a crush on a guy who likes ice cream when it’s freezing outside?
    Ellespeth

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