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I lie here in pain
Counting down the hours
Until I see a pro
That does not stop the guessing
From those beyond the door
Torn muscle or a stone
He’s faking it, I’m sure
Spicy food he loves so much
An ulcer from the stress
Cancer is said thrice
No evidence to suit these claims
Just more stress
Piled upon my mind
Please let me rest
And play doctor with yourself
Legends of Windemere 
Do they talk about you like you’re not in the room? I hate that most
Hopefully you will get answers and get better soon.
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They give me the suggestions or talk in the next room with loud voices. My ‘favorite’ was hearing somebody wonder if it’s a tumor. That’s going to relieve the stress. Ugh.
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Earplugs
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I should have.
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I shouldn’t have clicked LIKE. I feel sad.
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It’s always a tough choice on posts like this.
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That sucks however i have to say i like the cartoon.
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The cartoon was hilarious. True to life in some ways.
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Definitely!
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Oh I so hate it when people start playing the doctor game with my aches and pains…I’m pretty damn good at scareing the bejesus out of myself without any help from otheres.
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I know. Worst part is that someone in the group always guesses cancer. Even if it’s a headache or a lot of sneezing.
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Geez…always, something perverse in that.
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They’re ‘helping’. 😛
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LMAO…yeah I know…sheesh! 😀
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Hope you get some relief and answers soon. The good and bad thing about the Internet is the wealth of information you can find as per the comic.
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One of my family members is a biochemist that works in cancer research. She jumped to a few conclusions when it started, so I’ve had to ask her to stop.
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