(This poem stems from me getting yelled at about not having ‘Car Logistics’. Upon asking what that means, my tormentor decided to throw up his hands and say I’m impatient. To this day, I still have no idea what this means.)
I am yelling and screaming
Because you did not listen
Though I did not give an order
You should simply know
Without me ever hinting
You lack car logistics
A term I am sure you heard
When I go this way
You stay that way
Stop worrying about that car
This is how you shuffle cars
Do not go around the block
Just continue driving backwards
On block with many children
Who can dart out at any minute
You are too impatient
Car logistics are beyond your grasp
My signals were so clear
I do not care that I was not in view
You can still understand me
Now you’ve done it
A yelling you will get
Because you drove around the block
Instead of staying put
And blocking the whole road
So funny! 🙂
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