Tag Archives: eating

Backtrack Diet

Back to liquid food Like a baby off the teat I miss solid food (I love how the aftercare instructions say ‘gradually reintroduce solid foods’ and there’s really no definition of gradually.  Not enough of one to give my impatient … Continue reading

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Don’t Eat That! You Might Like It

(In honor of people who give dietary advice without being asked for it. 😉  Yeah, I set out to anger people with this one.) Put that food down! You are lucky I was here To stop you from yourself Pushing … Continue reading

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