School Supplies

Welcome to my little store, which has all of your school supply needs.  We open near the end of the school year to help people get their shopping done before the summer.  Don’t worry because the magic lasts for a full year.  Have a look around to get the basics and whatever you might need in the future.  I can even give you a quick tour of our departments and highlight a few best sellers.

First, we have our writing implement area, which includes pens, pencils, crayons, markers, quills, and charcoal.  Anything that needs to be sharpened is able to do so automatically, but we do have sharpeners as well.  Those are if you need to borrow a mundane pencil and want it to be perfect.  Here we have a marker that can absorb up to 500 colors, which requires that you press the tip to whatever hue you want to save.  It can be changed through voice activation, but a list can be rolled out of the side.  If crayons are what you need then we have these regenerating ones, which regain their original size overnight.  As for pens, our bestseller is this one that has ink for red, green, blue, and black . . . It isn’t magical, but people from the 80’s and 90’s are obsessed with it.

Notebooks are another necessity.  We have single, triple, and full schedule subject books.  Each one is no thicker than a paperback children’s book, but they can hold a full year of information.  All paper is removed without frayed edges and you will never run out.  For our multi-subject models, you simply state the section you need and then open the notebook.  Our higher end models even come with a spell that will create a table of contents, so finding older material for studying will be easier.  For those who like to study through osmosis, we have headphones that can be connected to the notebook and you can listen to the information as you sleep.  As for binders and folders, we have a variety of colors, but their only special abilities are organization, keeping copies of papers in case you lose them, and preventing the forms from tearing.  All standard issues.

This is our art supply section where we have paintbrushes that get clean with a simply dip in the water.  This prevents mixing.  Our water color cases have barriers to keep everything separate and the same goes for our pastels.  All scissors are very sharp, but enchanted to not pierce skin no matter the pressure.  They also fall to the ground like a lead weight if thrown, so they will not go further than an inch.  Here are our glue sticks that are always colored to let you know where you have put it.  They do not adhere to skin like all of our glue products, which do harden to the strength of cement.  If you must take apart what you put together then there is a recipe for a salt, water, and sugar mixture that will dissolve the bonding.  This is our wall of stamps, but we can make personalized ones as well.  There’s nothing magical about them.

Other best sellers include the following items, which I hope you consider.  These are erasers that can be used on any writing as long as it was done within the last 10 minutes.  I would suggest getting a pack of three since they can run out.  This is a tape dispenser, which can cycle through clear, masking, packing, and duct.  I would be careful with this because it can stick to skin and other objects.  I would recommend our index cards, which can record information spoken to it.  Much like the notebooks, they can work with the headphones.  They can also hover and flip over to show you if you remembered the information correctly.  Finally, we have an unbreakable ID tag and lanyard, which can be summoned to your hand with a snap of your fingers.

So, what would you like?  Oh, you’re a teacher.  I recommend getting this package, which includes a small coffee thermos that holds up to 20 cups at a time and another thermos that will always be full of the alcohol of your choice.  It also comes with a pillow that you can scream into and receive a soothing scent as well as a box that never runs out of aloe-infused tissues.  Enjoy your summer and good luck next year.