Welcome to our little cookie shop. We have plenty of special treats that you can by in a variety of amounts. Each one is unique in that you may get an ability or power due to the secret ingredient. It’s magic. If you were wondering, the secret ingredient is magic because the only other thing it could be is toxic waste. We would never use such stuff. Do we look like brownie makers? Now, here is a list of our best sellers along with an order form. Oh, and here is the standard liability waiver. Enjoy.
- Chocolate Chip– Ability to sense valuable ores in the ground and burrow for them.
- Black and White– Appear as a shadow in daylight and a being of light in darkness.
- Ginger Snaps– Near invulnerability and body possesses razor sharp edges.
- Lady Fingers– Can emit strings from fingers and control up to two people.
- Macaroon– Bounce like you are made of rubber.
- Macaron– Create copies of yourself, but each one is a different color.
- Sugar Cookie– People will not notice you until you make a noise.
- Fig Bar– Always perfectly fold a fitted sheet . . . Also, short-range teleportation for some reason.
- Fortune Cookie– Predict the future of the first person you see, including telling them lottery numbers. No way to tell which lottery the numbers go to.
- Biscotti– Conjure coffee from thin air.
- Jammie Dodgers– Speak to the circulatory systems of other people.
- Rainbow– Always look fabulous and smell great.
- Stroopwafel– Squeeze body to be half an inch thick and still be able to move.
- Oatmeal Raisin– End any party you walk into.
- Butter Cookies– Ability to pull any type of sewing equipment out of your mouth.
- Apple Cider Cookie– Control gravity around your body.
- Animal Crackers– Turn into animals, but always a cartoon version.
- Ricciarelli– Grow spines along back and gain super speed.
- Wafers– Fly along the winds with minimal control.
- Snickerdoodle– Harden body, but some areas will be cracked until skin layer is shed.
Legends of Windemere 
Wonderful ♥️
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Thanks.
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I am the family cookie monster – never meet one I don’t like and there are so many to choose from here! Maybe the wafer since I’d like to fly with the wind, or maybe the macaroon, since I’d love to bounce like rubber, or maybe the rainbow…
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I’ve run into a few I don’t like. Usually involves raisins.
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Hilarious, especially the snickerdoodle and fig bar. Like noelleg44, I would go for the wafers for the flight ability or the chocolate chips, since those are my favorites. I would need the biscotti in the mornings. Of course, turning into a cartoon animal via the animal crackers would be good, except I’m afraid I’d turn into Scrappy-Doo.
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Scrappy-Doo would be a problem. Wasn’t there a cousin too?
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These are very funny Charles. I loved your description of oatmeal raisin. 😀
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Thanks. 😊
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😀
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So many possibilities! But in the interest of public safety, I think I’d go for the biscotti. Can’t go wrong with coffee. If I encountered someone who looked like they needed comfort, I could whip up a nice hot cup.
Guess that means I’d better keep a to-go cup in my purse, just in case.
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That’s a great way of looking at that one. I also just realized I made a post about cookies right before Passover.
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Can’t go wrong with cookies.
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I love it. So much variety. I like the idea of bouncing around like a rubber ball.
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Thanks. That would be a fun power.
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