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Welcome to our end of season sale!  All of our grills are discounted and can come in any reasonable shape you want.  The only choice you have to make is size and the method by which it cooks.  We even have vegetarian and vegan additions that will eliminate all non-desired food placed on the grill.  Same can be done with allergies.  Why do we do this?  It’s because some people visit those with diet restrictions, ignore them, and take over the grill as if they are in charge.  Totally optional addition though.

Now, take a look at our small, but expansive list.

• Gas–  The good old propane grill.  Our tanks are extra fortified to prevent leaks and punctures.  They are also self-filling through a tiny portal, which accesses our propane reserves.  This will go off when it reaches 10% capacity, but it will shut down the grill for about 30 minutes.
• Infrared–  Using gas, a ceramic tile is heated to create more controllable thermal radiation.  The smaller cannister has the same additions as the Gas Grill.  The tiles will summon their own replacement when it is time to retire.
• Electric–  If you don’t want gas or charcoal then we have electric.  The battery cannot recharge, but we have an automatic replacement system.  It’s a team of vultures paired with raccoons who are trained to do the work.  All you have to do is give them some of the BBQ and they’ll be happy.
• Pellet Grill– This grill uses wood pellets and has a lot of versatility in how you cook the food.  Each purchase comes with a list of preferred woods as well as where you can buy them cheap.  The list changes as prices change.  Grill comes with a splinter warning and removal system just in case.

The rest are all charcoal grills, but different styles.  You can use any charcoal that you wish, but we do have a brand that burns slower.  It means your charcoal will last longer and save you money.

• Brazier–  A standard grill with a wire rack over the charcoal.  These all have a button you can press for intense heat, which cleans the rack.  Any food that falls through the grating is lost, but summons a helper goblin to make sure it doesn’t happen again.  They won’t touch the food because they ate the lost piece.  Many people sacrifice a piece just to get the help because some goblins arrive with special sauce.
• Kettle–  This sphere-shaped grill is similar to the Brazier model, but doesn’t come with a goblin.  Instead, it has a perfectly shaped cover, which can be made transparent by the turning of a dial.  This allows you to check the progress of your cooking without losing heat.  Larger models have a switch that will flip food to cook both sides.
• American Hibachi– Unlike the Japanese version that only warms food, these small grills will cook food.  They can be folded to a size that will fit in a shoebox and can be cleaned by shaking it in its compact form.  This grill comes with tools made exactly to its size, which can be kept in a side compartment.
• Tandoor–  This is a more advanced grill made of clay and shaped to look like a vase.  It can use wood or charcoal.  A timer/thermometer is built into the tandoor grill, which will eject the skewered meat when cooked to your programmed desire.  This grill comes with a robot designed to catch the flying food.
• Gravity-Fed– Nothing special or magical about this type of grill.  It’s just really interesting and cool.