Welcome to our little soda shop where we have more flavors than you can imagine. We don’t both with the brands you’re used too. They may taste alright, but they aren’t special like our brews. Some would say there’s a little magic in the bubbles, but they would be wrong. The magic is actually in the syrup. Here is a list of our top sellers and seasonal specials. All effects last until the soda is fully processed by your body. Please don’t hesitate to ask if we have any other flavors in stock.
- Root beer– Sharp and smooth at the same time. Grow bark on skin to function as armor.
- Cola– Basic, but tasty. Can blend into the background.
- Cream Soda– Smooth, sweet, and grants vanilla ice cream breath weapon.
- Seltzer– Regardless of flavor, it heals minor wounds and illnesses.
- Cherry– Sweet and syrupy. Gives you a temporary slime form that is impervious to damage.
- Grape– A tastier version of cough syrup. Can fire sense-debilitating bubbles from fingertips.
- Orange– Tangy and popular with older generations. Grants super speed, but only when one moves like they are skating.
- Chocolate– Favorite among kids for obvious reasons. Control mud and dirt with your mind.
- Peach– Sweet and fuzzy to the tongue. Transform into a furry mammal of your choice, but it is what you think of first.
- Ginger Ale– Tart and helps with stomach issues. Enhances all 5 senses OR grants temporary ESP.
- Mystery Citrus– Strong and tingling taste. Will cause you to glow in dark and sense radiation levels in area.
- Birch Beer– Tastes similar to an herbal tea elixir. Communicate with plants and sense when they are ripe.
- Celery– Tastes just bubbly celery. Can read and understand Hebrew as well as absorb high amounts of water.
- Strawberry– Sweet as expected, which I guess is everything on the list. Revitalizes all body systems and purges all toxins, including diseases. 10% chance it will reduce cancer, but cannot eliminate.
- Neapolitan– Layered soda with chocolate, cream, and strawberry. Transforms person into an Earth Dragon.
Legends of Windemere 
I’ll have a Neapolitan please, Charles, but what can I add to become a Fire Dragon?
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For the peach, I will not think of elephants. I will not! Oh dear. . . . I should have gone for orange or strawberry. The mystery citrus is hilarious because I have seen plenty of those produced by different manufacturers and can never identify the citrus flavor.
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Do elephants count as fuzzy? Guess you’d be a mammoth then.
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I should have read that carefully. A mammoth it is then!
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I love root beer, but I’m not sure about growing bark. I’ve never tasted the neopolitan but it might be fun to be an earth dragon.
Another winner of a post, Charles!
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Earth dragon would be fun. I’m okay with the bark armor if I need it.
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But would I have wings?
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I think earth dragons tend to be more burrowers than flyers.
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Oh bummer.
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I’m spoiled for choice, here, Charles. But I think I’ll go with the Neopolitan. I rather fancy being a dragon.
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Can’t see much of a downside. Well, probably best to drink it outdoors.
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Yes. It might make a bit of a mess of the living room!
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Wonderful post. I think a variety pack would be a good choice. Maybe save strawberry for last to clean any side effects away.
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Smart idea.
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I was going to say strawberry. There’s been a stomach bug I just can’t kick out. But then I saw the Neapolitan.
By the way, how long do the effects last?
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Could do strawberry and then Neapolitan. That way you’re not an earth dragon with a tummy issue. As for length, I assume until the elixir has been fully purged from system.
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