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Welcome to our little shop where you can buy any of our special pens. They’re special because they all do something magical. We make sure that what you purchase only functions in your hands too. So, there is no fear of someone using it to finish a crossword puzzle or make a grocery list. They will also return to their case if left untouched for an hour, so don’t worry about it getting thrown out. Now, here is our list-
- Ballpoint– Our standard pen, which is able to write on its own for a minute in case your fingers need a short break. All you need to do is focus on the pen with what you want it to write. It might pick up on subconscious thoughts if you aren’t careful.
- Quill– Made from one of our many feather types, it will take the form of whatever bird it came from. This is a magical beast that will obey nearly all of your commands. It will not attack your enemies unless it feels like it. None of these quills have been housebroken.
- Fountain– By twisting the tip, you can have the pen release a cup of any drink of your choice. There is a four use per day limit, but that can be raised to seven for coffee and twelve for water.
- Qalam– A lesser known pen for Islamic calligraphy, it can only be used to write nonfiction. Any attempt at writing fiction will cause the pen to stop working until you do what it wants.
- Transparent– Being able to see the inner workings of the pen means they are easy to fix. The only power they have is granting x-ray vision, but only with clothing. Not recommended for use in public or around mirrors.
- Highlighter– Turn on when writing and it will react to any typos immediately. It cannot be stopped and will continue to highlight area until issue is fixed.
- Dip Pen– Can be dipped into any liquid and turn it into ink. If used with blood, it will become vampiric for 24 hours and need to be locked in a holy safe.
- Multi-Pen– Can range from 3 to 7 colors, which cannot be used at the same time. Each color can be used to rewrite another. This can help erase typos or redo entire sections of text. If one does manage to get multiple nibs out, they will open a tear in reality and get sucked into oblivion. No refunds upon death by void.
- Skin Pen– Used to write on skin, they are only sold to artists who provide a portfolio and pass inspection. All images created by this pen are able to move about the person’s body. Under lunar eclipses, the images may leave the skin to do whatever their real versions would do. For example, an image of Godzilla will attempt to reach Tokyo and destroy it.
- Space Pen– Able to write in zero gravity, you can use this in your own home. It simply eliminates all gravity in the room until it is put away. Please make sure important and fragile items are protected.
- Gel Pens– No magic. They’re just so cool to use.
Legends of Windemere 
Fun! I would have to go for the fountain pen, especially when traveling. That way I would always have safe drinking water.
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Didn’t think of traveling. Makes it even better.
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These are hilarious!!! 😄😄😄 The skin pen, qalam (didn’t know there was such a thing), dip pen, and the quill especially. I would willingly take a chance on the quill. I actually have a multi-pen. I hope I won’t accidentally tamper with the fabric of reality. If I do, please send help!
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I’ll send help, but no promises how they’ll do. Reality warping could turn them into shrimp or sentient avocados.
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I’ll take the shrimp over the sentient avocados! I wouldn’t want any avocados talking to me as I attempt a bite of avocado toast or dip a tortilla chip into a bowl of guacamole.
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That does sound horrifying.
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A fun post. I can see why the four use limit except for coffee and water on the fountain pen. Could get pretty sloppy otherwise.
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Exactly. Need to keep those impulsive authors under control.
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So true
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This is a great creative post. I’d like to get my hands on a skin pen, but couldn’t pass the entry exam.
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Same here. Guess world domination will have to wait.
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Highlighter is auto correct. You know what I hate about auto correct? It sometimes tries to tell me a word is wrong when that word was what I wanted. No one in the south pronounces words ending in ‘ING’ correctly.
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Accents in written form drive autocorrect and spellcheckers insane. Fantasy stories don’t do much better with all the made up words.
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You got a good point there. i didn’t even think of fantasy stories.
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Yeah. Me and spellchecker have been at war since 1995. 😁
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