Birthday Party Aftermath

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Luke Callindor– You know, I’m not really sure when my birthday is.  I think it’s in the spring.

Sari– I’m kind of lost on that too.  The author really has an issue with passage of time.  I think I know why the vampires are appealing to him.  They don’t age.

Clyde– Don’t bring me into this.  My series isn’t for a few years.  You guys still have 11 books to publish and 8 to write.  Must be fun being the flagship.

5th Champion– I’m having fun . . . I don’t even get my name mentioned?  Fine.  That’s cool.  I’m just going to yell D-

Luke– Wow.  The author turned his voice off.

Nyx– My birthday is the Day of Darkness.

Trinity– Mine too.  So we’re special.

Fritz Warrenberg– Especially from this angle. *grins and falls asleep on the bar*

Nimby– If only people knew what you two did together when not in the books.  The credit card bills alone are forcing some of us to rob banks.

Sari– Forcing you?

Nimby– It was a hobby before the author starting goofing off with ‘what if Nyx and Trinity grew up together?’ ideas.  Now it’s a necessity.

Timoran Wrath– Does anybody know the purpose of the post?

Aedyn Karwyn– I believe he was going to point out that only Nyx and Trinity have birthdays and the rest of us are vague guesses.  Then he got derailed when Clyde showed up and wandered in another direction.

Darwin Slepsnor– I’m here too!  Fizzle brought me!

Fizzle– Crazy halfling stole apples!  Promised more.

Luke– This isn’t much of a post.  Maybe he’s tired or bored.

Kira Grasdon– I think he’s trying to work with too many characters here.  At his age, the author shouldn’t be pushing himself like this.

5th Champion– No.  I’m not talking until you let me use my name.

The Lich– Maybe we should end this disaster here.  It’s nice to casually say hello to everyone.  Think we should make this a thing?

Trinity– Is the wittle Lich wonely?  (The hell accent is that, author? I’m screwing with your dreams for that one.)

Luke– If we can think up any scenarios then it could be fun.  Maybe the fans have some ideas that allows us to hang around the blog and goof off.  We’re not all bad.

Clyde– Really? I ate the bartender at yesterday’s party and Nyx sent that samurai to the hospital when he accused her of cheating at cards.

Nyx– Well, we’re entertaining.  See you another time, people!

Sari– Why do you get to say that?  Have a fun weekend, everyone!

Kira– Don’t do anything we wouldn’t do.  Happy Belated Birthday to our author.  Now, who’s cleaning this place . . . where did everyone go?

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About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.
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16 Responses to Birthday Party Aftermath

  1. Ionia Froment's avatar ioniamartin says:

    Perfect photo except it needs a drite.

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  2. Clever post and perfect picture – I think all those people are just passed out from watching all the videos that Ionia and I shared with you on your special day.

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  3. S.K. Nicholls's avatar sknicholls says:

    Clever! hahaha! The morning after. Cleaning up the aftermath. You should had Ionia and Pamela the broom.

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  4. Nice party. Nice friends.

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  5. Ellespeth's avatar Ellespeth says:

    This was funny, Charles!
    Hope all have recovered…is the the day away still on for tomorrow?
    Ellespeth

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  6. LiveLoved's avatar Kirsten says:

    Ha! This was great fun, Charles. Your characters definitely have minds of their own – poor you!

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