I just had to do a squirrel-based post while Ionia wasn’t paying attention:
Squirrel Girl from Marvel Comics
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Ah, the torture.
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Furry-tailed torture. Somebody needs to keep the squirrels happy this weekend.
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I’ve heard squirrels being mentioned a few times. Has Ionia got something against them?
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No. I’m not sure how it started. At some point, Ionia began making jokes about throwing squirrels at me when I was acting up. I might have started it all with a squirrel comment toward her. Since then, we’ve been making squirrel jokes. She loves squirrels. They obey her every whim.
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Have to love a squirrel. They have such character and cheeky, reckless abandon.
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They’re great conversationalists too.
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Sprechen ze squirrel?
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A little bit. Mostly, I’m a good listener and we use gestures.
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Loved the last one.
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I think I’d have to quit WordPress if I didn’t use that when I found it.
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squirrels are all good…them pesky chipmunks on the other hand….
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But I loved Rescue Rangers as a child.
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I liked the show Hammy Hamster as a kid especially GP (Ginny Pig) who was modeled after WC Fields…don’t think I watched Rescue Rangers, but I did see a chip much attack my friend (6’4″, 240lbs man) by leaping from the picnic bench and then chasing him around the camp ground for over a minute…the rest of us were rolling on the ground near pissing ourselves laughing…it was a sight to see that’s for sure and I wouldn’t have believed had I not seen it with my own eyes…
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Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers was one of the big Disney Saturday Morning cartoons in the 80’s/90’s.
That story sounds hilarious, but definitely one of those ‘you had to be there’ scenarios.
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Chip n Dale ya I know them…
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Now I miss Darkwing Duck. My poor childhood is haunting me tonight.
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I miss The Hilarious House of Frightenstein… I watched that into my twenties… Vincent Price in a kids show reciting poetry and stories like The Raven and The Tell Tale Heart…priceless and classic…although that was only a small segment of the show… Glory glory Transylvania
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Vincent Price was amazing, but just before my time. I remember him from Thriller and a Muppet Show episode.
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Hey! I said no coffee! With that and those pecan cupcakes, I’ll never get them all rounded back up in time!
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Mwahaha! At least you can catch the beer drinking one.
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Yep, I’ve already got him in the trunk. I have no idea how I’m going to get the pizza-eating one. I can’t climb too well…
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That’s easy. Get another pizza.
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Are you kidding? Me? Touch a pizza? Ewww. 😉
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Wait . . . ewwww and pizza in the same comment? Is that even English?
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Yes! It is English!
“Yum” and “pizza” together would have to be said in Italian. 😉
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Not when I order it. It’s usually ‘Yum Pizza Now Please.’
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You sure you aren’t Italian?
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Nope. Eastern European with Russian, Austrian, Romanian, and Polish.
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Well, that explains it. I’m Danelandish.
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Yup. The explains something. Not sure what.
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LOL! It is just my fancy way of saying folks with Danish ancestry don’t like pizza…except for the rest of my family… 😉
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If you don’t eat pizza then what do you eat?
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Beef. And fruit. And bread. And cupcakes. 🙂
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Bread and fruit? That’s pizza crust and tomato sauce.
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Yes, similar ingredients, but not smeared on top of each other. Besides, I say a tomato is a vegetable. (What is this? Pizza Wars?)
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It is. Science says tomato is a fruit. Also that pizza is magical.
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Magically disgusting.
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Just have had good pizza. Poor little sister.
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There is such thing as good pizza?
Oh no you don’t! Not so fast, Little Brother!
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NY Pizza is great. Chicago is supposed to be good too.
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Hmm, well, whenever I’m in the area, I’m going to make you take me out for some New York Pizza.
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I’ll be sure to. 🙂
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Yah! 🙂
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haven’t . . . damn iPhone.
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hahaha
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HA HA HA
Brilliant mate!!
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Thanks. Learned from the best. 😉
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Aww Shuckz…
lol 🙂
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Be careful, Charles. She might just be lurking and watching.
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I’m sure she is. I await her vengeance.
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Dear God, please stop, I can’t take the nightmares anymore…not the squirrels! 🙂
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They see all and know all. Except where they buried their nuts for the winter. That’s the eternal mystery to them.
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I’m telling. You’re cheating on her. You better trash this post….destroy the evidence. She is not even here to defend herself. How could you?!
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She’ll find a way. I’m sure she’s lurking somewhere.
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Just wait until she discovers that you have been p#%ting squirrels again.
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I have no idea what that word is supposed to be.
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posting…You’ve been posting squirrels again…speaking of trash. I have a favor to ask and I am sending you an email.
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I have permission to post squirrels, but I have to give them back when she returns. I’ll keep an eye out for the favor.
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That pizza remembers of this dog, a little larger than a chihuahua, who had discovered my steak (porterhouse) in the broiler and was dragging it across the floor. Couldn’t help but notice that comic scene with my peripheral vision. If the dog had just eaten it close to the broiler, she probably could have had a good meal before getting caught. 🙂
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Dogs never think about getting caught. They’re very ‘in the now’ creatures.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman who loses control of her beloved squirrels 😉
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It truly is a terrifying site.
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You made me laugh out loud!!!!
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Mission accomplished. 🙂
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