I Think I Got It!

Posted on April 3, 2013 by Charles Yallowitz

I just realized the pattern.  I only sell books when I’m asleep.  That means I need to sleep for a long time to make major sales.  Maybe a temporary coma for good measure.  This plan is genius and I have no idea why I didn’t think of it before.  *takes another swig of rum and coke zero*

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About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.
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9 Responses to I Think I Got It!

  1. Ionia Froment's avatar ioniamartin says:
    April 3, 2013 at 1:59 pm

    The rum is making your iq go up. I like your plan. 😄

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  3. NC's avatar 최다해 gongjumonica says:
    April 3, 2013 at 11:37 pm

    Funny, but I think the lesson is like “Blessings will arrive when you least expect it.”

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  5. Ryan M. Church's avatar beatniksifu says:
    April 17, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    Sounds like “Dream it, Be it” from ROCKY HORROR

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