Chasing Bedlam Chapter Title

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With Chasing Bedlam done, it’s time to test out the chapter titles.  There was a little more seriousness to this story, so some of the titles show that.  Let’s dive right into it.

  1. Back with a Bang
  2. Child of the Battle Zone
  3. First Sex . . .
  4. . . . Then Violence
  5. Malice on the Mississippi
  6. The City of Beads & Blood
  7. The Cats, The Mouse, & The Monster
  8. Belles of the Homecoming Harvest
  9. Don’t Feed that Puppy!
  10. Nuts!
  11. Attack of the Pricks
  12. Worst Sightseeing Tour Ever
  13. Return of the Old Friend
  14. A Lawsuit Waiting to Happen
  15. Told You I Know a Guy
  16. Debauchery & Dented Skulls
  17. Vengeance with a Side of Chocolate

There we go.  Already changed a few as I wrote the list.  Chapter titles are even harder than figuring out which story to do next.  That’s an obstacle for another time.  With Cassidy and Lloyd having no main goal beyond survival, there’s no real order to most of their adventures.  Just need to see which one clicks.  Wonder if I could make a list of story lines next Thursday and see what people want.  We’ll have to wait a see.

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Thursday – A Little Personal- Last Call for Volunteers

Step on up and lend your blog space. The finale of this fun, exciting trilogy is coming.

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Our Justice

One step is closer to publishing Our Justice. I am waiting for the paper proof so that I can finalize the Paper version. I have decided to put both the e-book and paper version on a pre-sell basis.(My first time doing so)  A pre-sell will give folks time to get the message and book a copy in advance. The actual ship date will be October 1st, and I will be hitting “publish” on the 12th of September. Most of my media support starts on October 1st and the blog tours anytime after the 12th.

Speaking of blog tours, I want to thank everyone who volunteered. I have confirmed all of you and the material will arrive the 6th of September.

As I promised, I’m sending this one more reminder. If you would like to help out, please send an e-mail to me at johnhowell (dot) wave (at) gmail.com.

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7 Signs You Might Be the Villain of a Story

Venom: Lethal Protector

Venom: Lethal Protector

Everyone believes they’re the heroes of the story.  Well, almost everyone outside of fiction since there are always the exceptions.  So, how can you tell if you’re really the villain?

  1. You have a lot of expendable minions wandering around your home.  I mean, you adopted them and gave them a job, which is very nice of you.  Still, they are very quick to rush to their demise on your orders.  Not to mention they’re all wearing the same uniforms, which gets confusing even with numbers on their backs.  It’s almost like they’ve been robbed of their individuality.  Is that what the Greeting Machine really does?
  2. People keep getting in the way of your plans.  Go out to dinner with your totally willing date?  A guy with a useless cape shows up to fight you before dessert.  Visit the bank to make a withdrawal?  An entire team of oddly dressed people bust in because you failed to fill out the proper slip.  Take a trip to the beach with your tank?  Some woman with the strength of 50 elephants arrives to hurl your new ride into the ocean.  This is why you never leave home without bus fare.
  3. They say black is slimming and you’re the living embodiment of that slogan.  Not that you need the trimming down, but your wardrobe isn’t that varied.  At least you aren’t running around in brightly colored spandex like those solicitors that routinely bust through your front door.  One of these days, you’re going to find out why they keep showing up to punch you in the face and rob you of whatever your minions brought home as a gift.  At least your insurance covers it.
  4. Your laugh can curdle blood and quiver bone.  This comes from your dear, cryogenically preserved mother’s side.
  5. Nobody is happy to see you.  It doesn’t matter how many times you claim to be a benevolent and kindhearted person.  The public keeps running away from your or cowering behind stuff, which forces you to serve yourself to what you want.  You will admit that this is great when it comes to ice cream shops.
  6. The books in your personal library are all ‘How To’ manuals or blanks.  The instructions are on stuff like kidnapping, burglary, ransom making, assassinations, world domination, and scrapbooking.  You can explain that last one as stemming from a very dark time of your life.  As for the blank books, they’re glued to the shelves to make it look like you’re more learned than you really are.  Nothing is more frustrating than having someone break in and discover that you prefer to read romance novels than the classics.  Thankfully, your real collection is kept in a secret room that is protected by traps, a mutated alligator named Murray, an undead knight you summoned two years ago, and a sign that reads ‘Nothing Important Here’.
  7. All birthday and holiday cards you receive seem forced.  They’re very standard in speech and none of them are the funny ones that tease the recipient.  At least half of the messages revolve around a thank you for not killing or robbing the sender.  The other half are from your minions who now have identical handwriting.  Seriously, those guys are really starting to creep you out.
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20 Questions with Donna M. Zadunajsky

Unknown's avatarDon Massenzio

Today we sit down with children and young adult author, Donna Zadunajsky. She is going to tell us about her  work, her inspiration and her writing journey. Please enjoy this installment of 20 Questions.


Donna ZQ1) When did you first realize you wanted to be a writer?

When I was a teenager I started reading a lot of Stephen King novels. I have always had a bizarre and far off imagination, and told myself that one day I will write my own novel. It wasn’t until my daughter was born in 2001 that I started to actually pursue the writing world with children’s books, then I started writing novels and now have self published 7 children’s books and 4 novels, and my first Novella.

Q2) How long does it typically take you to write a book?

It usually takes me about 6 to 8 months to write a book, depending on…

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Davey & Derek Junior Detectives Book 3 is here!

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D & D Book 3 front cover

I am excited to announce that Book 3of my MG/PT series, Davey & Derek Junior Detectives, The Case of the Magical Ivory Elephant, is now available on Create Space and coming this week to Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and other online stores. Here is a sneak peek of the cover!

Please go to my Amazon author page to check out all Jemsbooks books and for Books 1 & 2 to get in on all the fun with twins, Davey & Derek Donato. You don’t have to be a kid to enjoy these books! They are fun and enjoyable reads for everyone!

Synopsis:

Davey & Derek Donato are twins who love adventures and enjoy being junior detectives. In Book 3 of this series their help is enlisted to find an ivory figurine that has been taken from the local museum. 

There are many suspects and danger is not far from the…

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Teaser Tuesday: A Reunion in the Crow’s Nest

Time to start doing teasers for Charms of the Feykin.  Due to this being Book 11 and the way Tribe of the Snow Tiger went, spoilers are a risk.  I’m going to try and edit these to remove the big ones.  Here we have a reunion that can get a little messy.  Though not for the reasons you think:

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Something Stinks: The ‘Fun’ of Sewer Adventures

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Dear Creators,

All of us protagonist and supporting cast characters got together because we have a concern.  This has been on our minds ever since we realized that all of us have gone through the same thing.  To be honest, we don’t see why this event had to befall us in the first place.  You have plenty of choices for a setting, but all of us have found ourselves in this one . . . aromatic locale.  Sorry, I’m trying to explain this without throwing up because the stench is a vivid memory.  Here we go:

Please, stop having us go into the sewers!

You can put us in caves, swamps, or something that has a similar feel to it, but we’re really tired of this location.  Nothing good ever happens down there.  At least in a cave, we can sit on the ground or not have to worry about what we’re stepping in.  In a swamp, there’s less claustrophobia and it’s easier to stomach the more disgusting aspects of that world.  When you put us in a sewer, our minds remain on one horrific fact.  We’re stepping in water that came from toilets or whatever the world’s equivalent is.  Now, there are dry areas down there, but we only get there after trudging through the muck.

Let’s go back to the water issue.  Why do you insist on us falling into the sewage or getting hit by a wave of the stuff?  We can’t even figure out why such a thing would happen in most situations.  There’s no tide down there, so where is that flood coming from?  I admit that I don’t know how sewer systems work, but randomly flash floods sounds like an infrastructure problem.  Though, one doesn’t really care about that when you’re trying not to inhale, sniff, open your eyes, or think about your situation.  You should thank us for continuing on the adventure after reaching dry land. The adjectives you use to describe the smell are not enough to portray the true horror of the moment.

Now, we understand that this is a classic route to escape a dangerous area.  The streets above are too dangerous, so it’s best to go under.  Unless you know where a catapult is or have access to a flying device.  Let’s not forget magic portals, jumping spells, and various artifacts.  I think I remember many heroes who rush around the streets long enough to cause confusion and destruction, which allows them to escape.  My point here is that many of us have skills and tools that make a trip through the concrete bowels a rather ridiculous choice.

Oh, why would anybody hide a valuable artifact in the sewers anyway?  Yes, nobody would really look there beyond homeless people avoiding bad weather.  Not to mention any curious citizens or criminals.  Honestly, there’s a lot of traffic down there because of your obsession with stinky settings.  We’ve sent this information to the League of Antagonists to see what they think.  Do not be surprised if they agree that the sewers are a terrible place to hide things.  This might be going over your head, but we feel that drastic measures must be taken to preserve our sense of smell.

We needed to get that off our chest.  Thank you for listening and we hope you agree that it’s time to get out of the sewer.  At least stop the flooding because it takes so many bottles of shampoo to fix our hair.

Sincerely,

Brotherhood of Protagonists (Minus the Turtles)

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9 Ways to Help You Find Your Readers Part I

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find your audienceAs writers we play the infinitely difficult Where’s Wally of reader spotting. But locating those pesky readers is more tortuous than tweezing your granddads nasal hair, and yet, it is THE most important thing we do.

As I draw nearer to handing my book to beta readers, the prospect of completing it, having to press publish and my labour of love subsequently disappearing into the utterly saturated Amazon rainforest of books, never to be seen again, is becoming frighteningly real.

In an attempt to prevent the only people buying my book being mumsy and wifeypoos, I read 3 marketing books last month:

Joanna Penn’s How to Market a Book

Nick Stephenson’s Supercharge Your Kindle Sales

And Tim Grahl’s Your First 1000 Copies 

The whole point of my blog is to share what I learn on this sanity testing journey to authordom and what did I learn? Well, I’m resolute on the…

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20 Questions with P.C. Zick

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Today, for this special edition of 20 Questions, we sit down with best-selling author P.C. Zick. She is a prolific author with many of her stories set in Florida. This 20 Questions installment coincides with her offer of her work, Trails in the Sand, which is free on Amazon today through Friday. (August 8th – 12th).

Please enjoy this special installment of 20 Questions.


PCZick_color_small.jpgQ1) When did you first realize you wanted to be a writer?

It’s always been my secret desire as long as I can remember. But I didn’t dare tell anyone for fear of being laughed out of the room. I always received praise for my writing and completing assignments that required an essay never fazed me. I preferred it. As an English teacher, I taught others to write and became known as the “writing teacher.” One day, one of my students attempted suicide, and I…

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The Infinity Pool by Jessica Norrie #suspense #mystery #ASMSG

The Infinity Pool

The Infinity Pool

“Adrian Hartman is the charismatic director of the Serendipity holiday community, set among pine trees on a sun-baked island. His job is to ensure the perfect mindful break, with personal growth and inner peace guaranteed. His guests return year after year to bare their souls. For some, Adrian IS Serendipity.

But this year Adrian isn’t there, and nobody knows the reason why. Things have changed: staff and guests are bewildered without their leader and the simmering hostility of the local villagers is beginning to boil over. Is the atmosphere of menace connected with Adrian’s absence? And will life on the island ever be the same again?

As romance turns sour and conflict threatens the stability of both communities, everyone has to find their own way to survive. This evocative novel explores the effect of well-intentioned tourism on a traditional community, and questions the real meaning of getting away from it all.”

Some UK reviews:

This is a great book! I picked it up and before I knew it a good couple of hours had passed me by.

This is a lovely book,and if it truly is the author’s first novel then all I can say is that she has a very promising future indeed as a writer. 

It can only be a matter of time until a film producer options this book… Such great characters (including believable, interesting women!), compelling themes, suspense and a glorious setting. Very nicely written too.

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Author Bio

Jessica 2Jessica Norrie was born and lives in London with her grown up children. She studied French Literature and Education at the Universities of Sussex, Sheffield (UK) and Dijon (France). She had a long teaching career in France and the UK, spanning age groups from 3-80 years old.

She’s also worked as a freelance translator, in journalism, and published a languages teaching textbook. She’s just left teaching to concentrate on writing.

“The Infinity Pool” is her first novel, drawing on many years of travel and encounters, and she already has several ideas for another.

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The Inspiration for “The Infinity Pool”

I went on an odd holiday, recommended by a stranger at a party.   The setting was fabulous: coastline, pine forests, white towns tumbling to coves and crags.  The beaches had jagged rocks and plagues of sea urchins. The accommodation ranged from basic to primitive, but the idea was to enjoy a break from gadgets and urban stress, and “find yourself” through courses in personal development, yoga or craft skills.

It was mostly brilliant, but the combination of freedom, self discovery, very little clothing and some alcohol led to many dangerously intense relationships – these were no ordinary holiday romances .

Allegiances changed daily with real life rites of passage crammed into a two week time frame. The high ratio of women to men added to the competition; there were recriminations and triumphs, regrets and trophies – all in the most civilised, drunken way. Meanwhile the locals watched, shocked, amused, curious, disgusted.

It was fertile ground for a whodunit. I added local characters to highlight the contrast between their traditions and the oddball visitors I’d invented, and installed a state of the art swimming pool to confuse the back to nature ethos. With many waves and ripples, “The Infinity Pool” was launched.

Here, the campsite director, Adrian, who’s been having a clandestine affair with a local girl, is called to sort out a threatening situation in the bar. She follows him:

 Everything had spun off balance. Music pulsated around her; people were shouting and laughing and then suddenly shouting and swearing. Some of it was in her own tongue, some in English – she didn’t know where or when she had learnt English swear words but there was no mistaking them. The strobe lights in the trees around the bar unsettled her vision and made everyone’s movements jerk as though caught in a repeated camera flash, forcing her to stare at the dancing girl longer than she would have in normal lighting, before she worked out what was so wrong. What her logical mind told her might be some kind of body stocking, gaudy and to her mind tasteless, but still a fabric covering, was the girl’s painted flesh. She was a youngish woman, her eyes mostly closed, with an admittedly lovely figure, every intimate part of her swaying and undulating in the spasmodic light. Seeing something she had never so much as conceived of, Maria’s process of recognition was delayed, her judgement and opinion following even behind that.  It was as if in slow motion that she took in what was happening in the bar, unable for a moment to tear away her fascinated, shocked gaze. Then when she did, she saw with horror a semi circle of local men gazing at the spectacle too, joking and laughing among themselves, some making gestures that even she in her naivety could not fail to interpret… She knew a few of these men – they included the son of the man who ran the beach restaurant, who had been in her class at school and tried for a while to get her to go out with him, and to her particular horror one of the retired school teachers – but she had never seen them in such a context, lascivious and excited, and egged on, it seemed, by other men she didn’t know who leered and groaned, bestial, wild. As she watched, one of them turned and, with the same delayed recognition she had felt herself, spotted her. He commented to his neighbour, and suddenly they were all looking at her and their complex fury erupted, exploding throughout the flickering bar… 

(…)

She didn’t know how she got out of the bar. The strobe lights must have been on her side, helping her to dodge away, her jerky pace uncatchable. She stumbled down steps to the front entrance of the camp where the low encircling wall met the old blocks of the only substantial building. Treading blindly, one palm flat along the warm surface, she scraped up into the stone arch of a deep-set doorway. Here was momentary shelter, and she rested gratefully, breath coming in emotional, frightened gulps. All possible options appalled her. She couldn’t ask anyone at the camp to see her home; all of them, Adrian included, seemed alien after the bizarre scenes in the bar. Did people do that sort of thing every night? How could she walk along the dark road in the company of such people? Yet she was even more terrified of encountering the men from her own village, whose reactions had been barbaric, and as for the strangers they were mingling with, guffawing foul jokes as they swilled such vast quantities of beer… At home her family drank only small amounts of wine with due respect for the vines and the culture that had produced it: even customers in their café rarely bought more than two small bottles of beer at one sitting. But here the liquor had been slopping about, on the tables, on the floor. You could smell it even through the thick cigarette smoke, and touch it sticky on the surfaces. The women throwing it back too, their features exaggerated and preposterous in the flashing lights, swinging their hips and gyrating shamelessly as the men stood, legs planted and elbows jutting, in their circle of pop eyed, pot bellied lust. And that terrible woman in the middle – Maria felt sick to be part of the same species. She thought she would never be able to look a man in the face again.

“The Infinity Pool” was published in July 2015. It sold well in the UK and Australia (reaching no 1 in Literary Fiction in September 2015). There’s an audiobook, and the German translation will be ready soon. I’ve got good reviews but not many sales yet in the US – I’d love you to help me change that!

Many thanks to Charles for hosting this post and I wish you all a wonderful summer holiday.

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