Lucretia’s Luggage Shop: Buy 3, Get a Tote Free

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Welcome to the store with all of your traveling container needs.  We have every color you could imagine and all materials we could turn into a suitcase.  I see you’re going on a long trip with others.  May I suggest one of our sets, which comes with a free tote?  The tote is perfect for toiletries or games or anything small.  We don’t recommend putting anything alive in any of our products.  There’s our waiver, so let’s get to work.

Best to start with the material since this is a matching set.  Don’t worry about the color since we have every option.  Now, the most common material is polyester, but we do have more exotic ones.  This one is a combination of whale bone and snake skin.  Both were found without killing the animals, so no need to worry.  Nature provides such things like feathers, scales, fur, and the like.  Oh, we do have a sale on soft steel fabric stretched over an enchanted iron frame.  These can survive falls from 50,000 feet and deflect most mundane bullets.  It also allows the suitcase to be stretched and used as a shield against explosions.  No, the military didn’t want this design because the wheels always squeak and they felt soldiers carrying suitcases would be weird.  Their loss is your gain though, so enjoy the added protection.

Speaking of wheels, we have big, small, spinning, retractable, jet-powered, wobbly shopping cart, and tank treads.  Spinning, got it.  Zippers come in plastic, metal, bone, fang, voice-activated, sentient, and pre-broken.  You would be surprised how many people take that last option.  Voice-activated is a good choice.  Number of pockets can be decided on later and . . . You just want to get to the enchantments since you know they’re coming.

Each piece of the set will have a different main power, but they will all possess a return function.  They can only be opened by you and those you have added to the list we will sew into the linings.  All four pieces have special magnets, which will attract each other to allow for them to stay together.  You can turn that on and off with a button, but it is handy if you have to carry more than one on your own.  Finally, they will all be programmed to release an illusionary sign of your name when needing to be picked up.

We’re going to begin with the biggest one, which typically has most of your clothes.  There is a dimensional enhancement, which multiplies the space by ten.  You are able to crawl in and out of the dimension as long as they suitcase stays open.  If it closes, you will have to return through another door, which could come out of anywhere in a one mile radius.  I know people worry about that, so there are other options such as levitation, laundry pockets to clean things, and outfit matching computer.  My personal favorite is the one where it can transform into a robotic animal, which walks alongside you and the other pieces.

Medium luggage can have the dimensional enhancement as well if you think it will be used by children.  This one will not allow living things to enter.  Instead, the person will have to ask for an item to be ejected.  For some reason, this doesn’t work on the bigger one, but it’s perfect for this.  We also have souvenoir pockets, which can hide certain objects that you don’t want customs to give you trouble for.  Drugs and anything highly illegal will not be accepted by the enchantment.  There is another transformation option, which is it can turn into an animal crate that is larger and more comfortable on the inside.

The smallest can have a variety of options because we see it as quick trip luggage.  Some have us install our magical ATM in case they need some quick cash.  Another possibility is that it can replicate one set of clothing per trip if you have an emergency.  This must be something you already own or have seen since it requires a reference.  It has its own transformation, which is into either a bed or a desk with simple computer.  As you can see, this piece has a lot of emergency options in case your quick trip turns into something longer and messier.

Finally, we have the tote, which has so many options that I can only list a handful.  This enchantment has it turn into a jacket to make it easier to bring onto a plane or travel with all of the luggage.  We have a refrigeration enchantment if you wish to put food inside.  If you put toiletries inside, it can sanitize and dry off objects.  Medications that require different temperatures will be maintained in personalized compartments as well.  A minor dimensional gate can be put inside, which will allow you to grab things from a predetermined area.  It doesn’t have to be the same spot, but you will have to set the exit side prior to going on your trip.  There isn’t any way to see what you are grabbing, so you will have to either remember it or have a picture.

That’s a good portion of what we have.  Of course, there’s always more if you wish to look through the thicker catalogues.  You do?  Then come this way and we’ll find a way to give you what you want.

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About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.
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10 Responses to Lucretia’s Luggage Shop: Buy 3, Get a Tote Free

  1. L. Marie's avatar L. Marie says:

    All of these are very handy. I especially need one that will automatically shrink to fit any tight overhead space in airplanes. On the flights I’ve taken recently (the overbooked flights) overhead space goes in seconds. I like the one with the sign that has your name on it. My current suitcase is so common in style and color to many other suitcases. I have almost picked up other people’s luggage by accident. The self-replicating clothes one is great!

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  2. noelleg44's avatar noelleg44 says:

    Oh, I want some! Especially a large one I can pack a lot into that will shrink to fit an overhead bins and weigh nothing!

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  3. V.M.Sang's avatar V.M.Sang says:

    I think I would like a complete set of these. I especially like the way the magnets keep them together.

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  4. This is so fun. I like the portal that lets you reach something back home. It would make for a great hit man story. Fly with no issues. When it’s time for work, retrieve the weapons from the designated place.

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