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Welcome to our herb shop where everything is grown on the property.  We have a wide assortment of herbs that you may recognize, but have been given a little boost.  Are you looking for cooking, medical, or entertainment?  Medical because that’s basically the blog theme this week.  Not sure what you mean by that, but let me bring you a partial list of our medicinal herbs.  Why is it partial?  My good person, humans have been using herbs for healing since before the dawn of civilization.  We would be here for weeks to go over the entire list.  Please let me know if nothing appeals to you and we can discuss the maladies that you are concerned about.  The way to use each one will be included with your final purchase.  Ring the bell when you are prepared for your order.

• Kava– Anesthesia and sedative with possible liver repair.  May induce photosynthesis for an hour, which will also cause a ‘system flush’.
• Blue Snakeweed– Can help control diabetes and ease symptoms of malaria, dysentery, and liver disorders.  Fingers will become serpentine and have minds of their owns until herb is fully processed.
• Cotton Lavender– Expels intestinal parasites. Body sprouts a thick layer of soft hair, which can be shaved off and used like wool.
• Veronica– Helps with sinus and ear infections.  Grants enhanced senses of hearing and smell for 24 hours.
• Amargo– Can cure rosacea. Skin will be very shiny and slick for a period of time, which depends on severity of case.
• Cornflower– Helps treat conjunctivitis.  Grants a variety of vision alternatives such as x-ray, heat, long distance, and foresight.  Random effect though.
• Euphorbia hirta– Treats bronchitic asthma, laryngeal spasms, and dengue fever.  Chest can balloon up with air like that of a frog.  Release is that of normal breath, but can last longer due to amount of inhalation.
• St. John’s Wort– Used for depression.  Attract compliments from people around you.
• Chamomile– Used for anxiety and sleeplessness.  Grants the ability to float gently to the ground if both feet leave ground or you start to fall.
• Elderberry– Can help with the symptoms of flu, common cold, fevers, constipation, pain, and sinus infections.  User can operate televisions, phones, and computers with their mind as long as they are lying down in bed.
• Thyme– Helps treat bronchitis and general cough.  Turns any jokes made about ‘thyme/time’ turn into knock-knock jokes.
• Dandelion– Helps treat liver disease, kidney disease, and spleen issues.  Sprouts dandelion buds from head for an hour.
• Snowdrop–  Can aide in treatment for Alzheimer’s, but is not a cure.  Grants a person the ability to create illusions of their memories, which can be recorded.

(So, I actually put what each of these herbs is supposed to be used for, but they would obviously need some prep work.  There are so many more to choose from and I couldn’t really bring myself to go beyond ‘Snowdrop’.  Think I outdid myself with that one.  Anyway, I want to make sure that people don’t take this post as me saying ‘herbs are better than modern medicine’.  I’m not saying that or the opposite.  If you or a loved one is suffering, you should do what you can to help.  The most important thing is to do your own research and be careful of scams.  Hope you enjoyed the post.)