Noble thieves and evil priests

Damsels in distress

Champions chosen by ancient gods

Given weapons rare and keen

Wizards brewing within tall towers

Sorceresses casting into roiling cauldrons

Elves and dwarves at endless war

While orcs batter at the doors

Princesses both strong and timid

Princes of nobility or ego

Dragons resting in caves of treasure

Only leaving to burn peasants

Storms will strike at quest’s climax

As villains meet their end

By the only weapon that they fear