Happy Passover: Don’t Try the Pizza

Posted on April 13, 2025 by Charles Yallowitz

It’s Passover time, which means no bread.  That eliminates pizza, burgers, pasta, bagels, and so much more.  I never lose weight during this either because I binge on matzah.  It isn’t filling and causes stomach issues if you overindulge.  Well, this holiday does touch on remembering the suffering of our ancestors.  Guess my pizza-loving carcass is feeling that one.

Narrowly dodged this situation

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About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.
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12 Responses to Happy Passover: Don’t Try the Pizza

  1. Chris The Story Reading Ape's avatar Chris The Story Reading Ape says:
    April 13, 2025 at 8:26 am

    Happy Passover, Charles 😃

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  2. noelleg44's avatar noelleg44 says:
    April 13, 2025 at 8:34 am

    All the best for Passover, Charles. Can you put pizza ingredients on matzah?

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  3. robertawrites235681907's avatar robertawrites235681907 says:
    April 13, 2025 at 9:59 am

    Well done, Charles 💝

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  4. coldhandboyack's avatar coldhandboyack says:
    April 13, 2025 at 2:38 pm

    Sounds like needless torture to me. Give in to the Dark Side.

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  5. John W. Howell's avatar John W. Howell says:
    April 13, 2025 at 3:36 pm

    Great memes. Chag Pesach Sameach, Charles

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