Oozlum Bird
Pretty hard to find a picture of this creature that was clean enough for the blog. You’ll see why later. The above is actually the Oozlefinch, which I’ll get into later too. So, what’s an Oozlum Bird?
Coming from the folklore of Australia and Britain, the Oozlum Bird is said to get its name from the Old English osle. That’s the blackbird. It’s described as . . . a bird. Sometimes it has a beautiful tail and other times it is featherless. It has powerful wings unless it only has one wing. They can fly lazily or go at supersonic speeds depending on the version. They can be a large bird or a small bird that is related to the ostrich. The descriptions were all over the place, but there was one thing that always turned up:
The Oozlum Bird flies in an odd way.
So, what are the variations?
- The first story I found was that the Oozlum Bird flies backwards. This is either to admire its own tail, use the tail to keep dust out of its eyes, or it wants to know where it’s been. This seems to be the original version out of Australia.
- The Oozlum Bird can be used to describe an argument going in circles. Why? If startled, the bird will fly into the air and begin making circles that will grow tighter with every turn. Eventually, the Oozlum Bird flies . . . up its own butt and disappears, which is why I was having trouble with pictures. The Weejy Weejy bird does this as well because it only has one wing.
- Debuting in 1905, the American version is called the Oozlefinch and is the unofficial mascot for the US Air Defense Artillery. You’re probably laughing after ready the last entry, but this version is different. It has large, lidless eyes that can turn 180 degrees, including inside, which allows it to see everything. Seeing inside is connected to a good leader needing to have self-reflection. The bird is also featherless and flies backwards like in the first entry. The Oozlefinch flies at supersonic speeds and drags enemy bombers out of the sky. So, it is seen as a protector and good luck charm.
- W.T. Goodge wrote a poem describing the Oozlum Bird. It was large enough to carry a man. Of course, it flew backwards, but maybe didn’t really fly. It stayed in the air and let the earth turn beneath it.
The Oozlum Bird is more of an oddity than anything with specific legends. Heavy drinking may be responsible for most sightings and the tales kept going. That’s because a backwards flying bird that may fly up its own butt is comical. So, there have been poems, movies, and running gags in some shows. It appeared that a person from one culture would hear about the Oozlum Bird and then take it home where it would turn into a new version. Though, I can imagine ‘backwards flying bird’ is a fairly common jump to make for a weird creature.
The bizarreness doesn’t stop people from trying to figure out the physics of this creature, especially flying up its own butt. I found sites talking about how it possesses a small black hole in its rectum, which explains it disappearing with a big bang. Others said it’s a portal to the Oozlum Bird’s home dimension or the dream world. Feel like the sky’s the limit when coming up with theories here. That might be why the Oozlum Bird spread to multiple areas.
Legends of Windemere 
Its being a mascot for the US Air Defense Artillery is interesting. I have to wonder if L. Frank Baum was inspired by this creature when he developed his orks (mentioned in THE SCARECROW OF OZ). Here is the description from the Wiki:
An Ork is neither a fish nor a bird. It has four legs like those of a stork, and four wings shaped like an inverted chopping bowl and covered with tough skin instead of feathers. Its head is like a parrot’s, with a beak that curves downward in front and upward at the edges. It is not a bird, since it has no feathers except a crest of wavy scarlet plumes on the very top of its head.
The most curious thing about an Ork is its tail: a queer arrangement of skin, bones, and muscle shaped like a propeller. It makes a buzzing as it spins, and with brisk flapping of their wings Orks can fly very swiftly. They are admitted to be Kings of the Air.
In one of his books, Dorothy goes with her uncle to Australia. So I have to wonder if Baum also went there and heard about the bird you mentioned.
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That sounds frightening. I’m wondering how many psychotropic mushrooms Baum ate before that came to mind.
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😊 In the book they are huge! Big enough for a man for ride on.
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Like a Rancor.
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It is amazing what you turn up in your Monster Month quest, Charles. Thanks.
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Glad you’re enjoying it.
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I’m thinking of how in Dr. Strange they drew circles on the air to open portals, and I think that must be what the Ozzlum is doing.
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I always thought the drawing circles thing was from old magic tales. Just like hand gestures in D&D.
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What a bizarre creature.
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Definitely a weird one.
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I have vaguely heard of this one. It flew backward and whistled out its butt. It would be a tough way for an explorer to find a portal to another world.
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Only the bravest of gynecologists will succeed.
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😄😄
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stopped here on a quest for origin of a gag story from my HS math teacher about a bird, differently named, that also flies “into his own fundamental orifice” and “views his baffled pursuers”. have not found the same story, but I’m obviously on a good path. Thanks!!
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You’re welcome. Think there are a few birds with that story.
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Very hard to find any information on this bird that isn’t just from a Wikipedia clone. Sadly much of this blog post appears to be recycled from Wikipedia. Maybe I’m getting old but I recall when search engines returned a good variety of material.
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Depends on the topic. Wikipedia gets used a lot more, especially the way it looks and is used.
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I feel that search engines have deliberately limited the content we can see online. Blogs don’t turn up in searches like they used to — something I disagree with. Google is especially bad for being a forwarding house for Wikipedia, and Wikipedia checks its articles by going to Google. Wikipedia has a lot of issue, including censorship, exclusion and bias. Some billionaires have articles on there making them look like saints for example!
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The thing with most search engines is that they are designed to put the most popular sites first. The more traffic a site gets, the more likely it’s going to end up at the top of the list. Most people don’t go beyond the first page of site hits too. This is a system that’s easy to manipulate by people with enough money or tech savvy. Many search engines also adjust to what a person searches for, so they’re more likely to get a wiki-page if they check out wiki-like stuff for information.
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I think it’s a vicious circle. If you advertise a site, it gets more hits and it goes up in the ratings. A modern Google search returns a limited number of sites from “favoured” sites, not always related to the specific subject matter. If I want to search Wikipedia, I can go on there without Google etc’s help. The internet of twenty or even ten years ago, was far more democratic. That included more blogs and independent websites. Now we are herded to major outlets… some of the very ones that many of us used to come to the internet to avoid in the first place e.g. BBC, CNN etc. I used to go online to see other people’s views. Our ruling classes obviously thought that was unacceptable so used the excuse of bullying and extremism to limit our access to ordinary people’s websites.
Wikipedia has definitely gone downhill too… it’s not just constantly shifting rules and a self-selecting bureaucracy, but often a misunderstanding of the subject matter etc. I remember someone trying to delete articles on old rugby clubs because they were amateur – I had to point out that rugby union was officially all amateur into the mid-nineties and that some major rugby clubs are still amateur. Wikipedia also uses weblinks as references, when the links may only last a year or two in some cases, and end up leaving it “unreferenced”. Wikipedia has become to internet reference what social media has become to interaction, a small little space controlled by a small group of people who decide what you’re supposed to think for you.
I’m not really interested in Wikipedia half the time. It is sad when I see people look up things in front of me, and they are looking at the same website and info. Not always accurate info either.
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The famed Oozlum Bird!
I have only ever seen one once, as it it a very shy & timid bird. It is occasional seen flying backward at high speed after it becomes startled by seeing it’s own reflection in water when attempting to take a drink.
Wikipedia doesn’t do it justice, as it’s been established that it’s the fastest bird in the world at flying backward. Which is one of the reasons’s why one has never been captured, as it’s difficult to tell if it’s coming or going!
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Couldn’t you put a net up at each end?
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Thats a good thought, but due to its unique evolution and its perpensity to even scare itself, its developed an uncanny ability to sense danger from miles away. Many have tried to capture it, but it always outsmarts them.
It’s already known for its intricate aerial somersaults when evading its natural predators, partly borne out by it having one wing shorter than the other. This bird has been known to outmanoeuvre even the RAF Red Arrows!
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That’s a good thought, but due to its unique evolution and propensity to even scare itself, it has developed an uncanny ability to sense danger from miles away. Many have tried to capture it, but it always outsmarts them.
It’s already known for its intricate aerial somersaults when evading its natural predators, partly borne out by it having one wing shorter than the other. This bird has been known to outmanoeuvre even the RAF Red Arrows!
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What could ever catch and eat it?
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