Hi gang,

Lisa Burton here. I’m Craig’s personal assistant, and the spokesmodel for his writing career. If you’re into labels, I’m also a robot.

Craig went camping this weekend, and doesn’t know whether he can find an Internet connection or not. I expect him to post some photos if he gets a signal. He told me to post something, just in case. I think he’s afraid of you forgetting about him.

I’m not the kind to wait around to see if Craig has a signal. I’m posting anyway. I can always flutter my eyes and say Oops later.

That means, I can post anything I want, and I want to appeal to the fictional characters out there. You know how it is. You lose friends, your get your heart broken, and when everything fails you actually save the Galaxy. Maybe you finally get the girl. Maybe some of you get…