Coming at you with one point twenty-one jigawatts of power, this is Lisa Burton Radio. I’m your host, Lisa the robot girl, and today we’re having our first ever open-mike show.
I brought some old albums, like The Pretenders, and some Joan Jett if we run into a soft patch. So let’s get those phones ringing.
It looks like we have a caller already. “Hello caller, welcome to the show.”
“Show? What show?”
“This is Lisa Burton Radio. What’s your name, please?”
“I’m Mark, in Maintenance. Listen, I know this sounds crazy, but I’m trapped and need your help.”
“Shouldn’t you be calling emergency services? I’m just a radio host.”
“Don’t you think I tried that. The phones are out in the entire building. Maybe your broadcast will reach someone who can help me.”
“Where are you calling from?”
“I broke into the lab. There’s a box here, labeled Trans-Narrative…
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