This is an Ionia Martin and Charles Yallowitz production:
Ionia: Hey, Charles? I had something to do tomorrow at 9:45, but I can’t remember what it was…
Charles: 9:45? That does sound familiar?
Ionia: Didn’t you say you had something to do at nine-forty-five as well?
Charles: That’s right. I had that thing at nine colon forty-five. It’s an important thing.
Ionia: Colon? At 9:45? Is it something medical? Getting older is hell…
Charles: Possibly. Do you remember anything about what you have at 9:45?
Ionia: I don’t but it is just at the edge of me brain…uhm was it…9:44? No that was before 9:45. ..
Charles: It’s certainly not 9:46 because that’s after 9:45. Does your brain need a tune up?
Ionia: I think getting another year older seems to have frozen the cogs a bit. Okay, so we both have something to do at 9:45 but technically yours will be done at 6:45 and mine will be done at 12:45 because we are opposites?
Charles: Ye . . . no. I think I’m at 9:45 EST and you’re at 9:45 PST, which is 12:45 my time. So, you should be going in as I’m coming out. Time zones are such a pain.
Ionia: Well don’t get PST off at me. I told you my cogs were frozerated
Charles: Maybe your cogs are going to be thawed at 9:45.
Ionia: Okay so what you are saying is that these things we have to do that we can’t remember what it is we are doing are going to take place around 9:45 tomorrow. It will be nine forty five with a three hour differential meaning when I rise at six forty five you will have already seen 9:45 and when I go in at 9:45 it will already be noon:45 there, no? Makes perfect sense.
Charles: Makes perfect sense to me. It’s always 9:45 somewhere, I guess. Though not the 9:45’s that we’re talking about.
Ionia: Two piña coladas one for each time zone. Hey, good luck at 9:45
Charles: I’ve got the celebratory frozen yogurt. Enjoy and good luck with your 9:45 too.
Ionia: What should we call this post? How about 9:45
Charles: I have it as 9:45 right now. Scheduling it for 9:45 tonight. I’m also writing ‘This is an Ionia Martin and Charles Yallowitz production:’ at the beginning.
Ionia: Charles, would you stop fucking saying 9:45 every one knows it is forty five minutes after nine…or is it a quarter to ten? Or forty-five past nine…or….. 9:45 
Charles: I have to keep saying 9:45. Otherwise, people might not get the importance. Also, I might forget it.
Ionia: Charles?
Charles: Ionia? 9:45?
Ionia: 9:45
Charles: Oh! nine FORTY five. I get it now.
Ionia: Okay, I think we’re good lol
Charles: At least until 9:45.
Ionia: Alway9s have to ha:ve the las4t wor5d
Charles: 2h:6?
Ionia: 9:45. 🙉
Charles: Fine. We’ll call it a draw. Rematch at 9:45?
Ionia: 👅 On the dot. One more thing…
Charles: Yes?
Ionia: Noodle
Charles: Bubble butt
Ionia: Only at 9:45
Legends of Windemere 
Funny! I don’t know what the heck you’re talking about, but it’s good banter.
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It’s probably going to be hard for people to figure it out, but that’s part of the fun. 🙂
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Huh!? 😀 Ming boggling… 9:45–>9=4+5
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Didn’t even realize that. Huh.
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the banter is real cute here guys…but my brain is officially fried today and I don’t have any clue what’s happening at 9:45…hope you guys have figured it out… the best I can figure is I should stay tuned at 9:45 tomorrow… by the way which time zone…
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We’re still debating on whose time zone and when we’re going to post the answer. That’s the issue of working with two time zones.
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guess I will have to stay on my toes tomorrow…
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Don’t we all.
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I’m not getting a squirrel chucked at me am I… lol…
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You’re safe. I can’t say the same for myself considering my partner in crime.
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Love following you…lol, hope that doesn’t read creepy! Been thinking…9:45 must be PM…because who would be drinking pina coladas in the morning…yes, that’s what i narrowed it down to, lol!
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Possibly. It’s going to be a funny story tomorrow. Just need to find the ending.
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I want to know where the squirrels are.
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Hoboken, which is false advertising. Couldn’t find a single hobo there.
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Only an hour or so…
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15 minutes. Unless we mean PM
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curious banter, i am intrigued. i had a theory or two but got tripped up over an overly complicated plot that decided it may not be as complicated as I originally thought and now I have confused myself and lost my train of thought on what I was going to suggest in the first place and what the fried helicopter is going on with where the squirrels fit in here?
timezones? something smells fishy (like a star-shark from another plane of existence).
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The explanation is about to appear.
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