A really fun post for the holidays . . . Well, I didn’t say which holiday.
I first shared this back in 2014, but I came across it the other day and I had to repost. Apologies if you’ve seen it twice!
As you seemed to enjoy last week’s post, Are you in a Regency Romance Novel?, I’ve got another one for you, also by The Toast.
This one, written by Abi Inman, answers the burning question in everyone’s mind…
Are you in a Gothic Horror Novel?
- All animals are underfed, black, and vaguely eldritch. They all hate you.
- You are a man. If you’re a woman, you are the love interest of the man, and you are dead.
- All the women you know have died in childbirth. All the children you know are orphans. You are an orphan.
- It’s foggy. If it’s not foggy, it’s smoggy. Or misty. Some form of particulate matter is in the air.
- You are arranged to be married…
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Legends of Windemere 
Thank you, Charles! I’m glad to be reading you’re better now. As I’m down with a nasty cold, I hope Aidan’s flu goes away in no time–and that it doesn’t spread to the rest of the family. Happy Hannukah 🙂
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He’s doing better and we’ve avoided the disease. Hope you feel better soon. Merry Christmas.
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Thanks, buddy, and congrats on the big release. I’ll buy it shortly. Also, I got your email; apologies for my snail-like response. I’ll close the blog for a couple of weeks to catch my breath, then I’ll share. Is that all right?
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That’s okay. I figure I’ll have a lot of late promos considering the time of year.
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