Are you in a Gothic Horror Novel?

A really fun post for the holidays . . . Well, I didn’t say which holiday.

Nicholas C. Rossis

I first shared this back in 2014, but I came across it the other day and I had to repost. Apologies if you’ve seen it twice!

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As you seemed to enjoy last week’s post, Are you in a Regency Romance Novel?, I’ve got another one for you, also by The Toast.

This one, written by Abi Inman, answers the burning question in everyone’s mind…

Are you in a Gothic Horror Novel?

  • All animals are underfed, black, and vaguely eldritch. They all hate you.
  • You are a man. If you’re a woman, you are the love interest of the man, and you are dead.
  • All the women you know have died in childbirth. All the children you know are orphans. You are an orphan.
  • It’s foggy. If it’s not foggy, it’s smoggy. Or misty. Some form of particulate matter is in the air.
  • You are arranged to be married…

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About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.
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4 Responses to Are you in a Gothic Horror Novel?

  1. Thank you, Charles! I’m glad to be reading you’re better now. As I’m down with a nasty cold, I hope Aidan’s flu goes away in no time–and that it doesn’t spread to the rest of the family. Happy Hannukah 🙂

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