This is just a funny holiday. Some stupid questions I can remember either asking or hearing:
- Have you ever died in a fencing match?
- What kind of disease do I remind you of?
- What if I just pull the emergency brake when I need to stop instead of using the foot brake?
- Why does a car need an oil change anyway?
- Can I come back during the summer to take the test I missed?
- How am I supposed to know the teacher’s name?
- Why do sharks stay in the water when there’s more to eat on land?
- What do you mean chicken, eggs, and fish aren’t vegan?
- Aren’t Jewish and Israeli the same thing?
- Aren’t Christians and Americans the same thing?
- How do people in the north deal with snow all year round?
- How do people in the south deal with hurricanes all year round?
None of these were asked by small children.
Legends of Windemere 
A character like this might be fun to write.
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True. Wonder how that would be seen by the audience.
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Depends on how good we are. It’s a fun idea.
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We fertilized a generation of dolts!
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Here’s the thing: None of these questions came from kids. All from my age and older. That’s millennial, Gen-X, and Boomer. So, I’m thinking idiocy is just inevitable in our species.
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You’re probably right. I ran into this sort of thing when I was a tour guide. Like how long ago was 1620?
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“Aren’t Jewish and Israeli the same thing?” I imagine this is a painful question at the moment.
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It’s always painful. Been hearing it for years.
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Haha!
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