Friends, including my nerdy boss and whacky baker buddy from Callie’s Cakes, claim I’m totally addicted to coffee. Although I’m not as dependent on the drink as they claim – I love a chocolate cupcake smothered in buttercream frosting goodness as much as the next person – I definitely have a committed relationship with the brown liquid of the gods. Recently in fact, I’ve discovered coffee – unlike men – is something you can always count on in life. Here’s what I’m talking about:

Coffee is always hot. You can depend on that black liquid goodness to be exactly how you want it – nice and warm! Unlike men. Hot, cold, hot again. And they say women can’t make up their minds! Maybe we can’t make up our minds because men can’t figure out if they want to be all warm and cuddly or overprotective jerks.

Coffee isn’t complicated…