Simple post really. Greg (Badass) and me (Blade) want to do a fun post next Saturday. To explain us:
Greg and I were college roommates for our freshman year and nearly killed each other for matters best left to a court of law. That being said, people have mistaken us for childhood friends because of our ability to drag each other into the pits of immaturity. I blame Hathaway and he blames pants. We talk a lot with in-jokes, Futurama quotes, and random phrases we’ve grabbed along the way.
Now, we both became part of a faux fraternity called Phi Beta . . . Booty. Greg and two of our friends were the original founders. I joined an hour afterward because I was at class when they came up with the idea. Either at class, playing D&D, or begging to be let into the cafeteria because I missed lunch. Anyway, this is where a lot of our comedy comes from and our nicknames such as Badass and Blade. He’s badass and I had several swords hidden around my room.
So, we want to bring our comedy to you next Saturday. It’s rare that we get together, so it’s a present for our zeroes of fans. Ask away and we’ll see what we can do. As usual, Greg and I expect this to go horribly wrong because nothing we ever plan goes right. Seriously, we fucked up killing a moth with rolled up magazines. Both swung and woke up a few minutes later on the floor. Questions?





Reblogged this on The Literary Syndicate and commented:
Charles is asking for questions! Do you have any my friends?
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I would like to ask Badass if he can recall anytime that you were somewhere that you should not have been….there is always a frat story about that, Blade.
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Where I should not have been or all of us?
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You…..I want the scoop on you….but it could have been all of you, and you were just one in the party…either way, I am sure there is a story in there somewhere.
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To be honest, I was the tame one in the group. Though Greg might have one or two non-college adventure tales. Besides, trespassing is a terrible crime that could result in injury . . . and there were a lot of signs telling us not to play on the pack ice.
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Somewhere you shouldn’t have been could be a situation…not necessarily trespassing, but being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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Oh you mean college in general. This question alone is going to have more jokes than facts.
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Looking forward to it.
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If two trains leave a station at the same time, one travelling due east at forty miles an hour and the other travelling due north at thirty miles an hour, how far apart are they in one hour’s time?
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Knew there would be a math question in there.
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Look forward to the post.
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Thanks. Should be fun.
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This is a question for either or both of you. Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
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Got it. We’re assuming the pornstar, but we’ll discuss it further.
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ha ha ha I am shocked there has not been a porn movie with that exact title yet…
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At least one we haven’t found yet.
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Here is a question for Badass. Tell us how many times “Blade” went out on the town in neon yellow Zorro tights with matching mask and feathered hat.
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What’s the most badass thing either of you has ever done?
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I’m trying imagine the moth getting the best of both of you…hilarious!
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It was fast and wily.
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