This was done with an ‘everybody do it!’ tag by Candace Knoebel.  I figure it’ll be fun to do while my editing takes a backseat to the conversations that people around here think I’m involved in.

1. What is the strangest thing you have ever eaten in public?

Fried Crocodile meat.  I think it was fried and breaded.  I remember that it definitely didn’t go well.  I ate it simply to say that I did.
2. If you had to go on an adventure, with elves, dwarves, or hobbits, who would you take and why? 

My wife because I’d never hear the end of it if I left her behind.  My first college roommate because we’re unstoppable together and already have various combat tactics that we can put into practice.  Another friend who shall remain nameless because you always need dragon bait.
3. You are at a rural retreat lodge somewhere deep in Wisconsin or Canada. You are approached by a taxidermist who hands you a stuffed badger and asks you to put it in your lap. What do you do next?

Run off with the badger because I assume there’s a treasure map inside.
 4. If you were given biscotti, would you prefer it with coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?

Hot chocolate . . . and rum.
5. In your opinion, who is the funniest man or woman alive today (comedian)?

Mel Brooks.
6. If you were given thirty seconds on television to say something, what would it be?

Apologize for the low standards of the television station and try to pick a fight with the first reality star that comes to mind.
 7. What is your idea of the most romantic date setting ever?

Balcony dinner overlooking a forest at night.
8. If you could go on one date with a movie or television star, who would it be and why?

Robin Williams because I just have him imitate other celebrities throughout the night.  That’s getting my money’s worth.  Also, we’d talk about Legend of Zelda.
9. What is the worst song you have ever heard?

Barbie Girl.  Always Barbie Girl.
10. If you could live anywhere else, where would it be?

I’d stay on Long Island, but get out of my parents’ house.  If that’s not a good enough answer then I’d aim for a place with wilderness, but mild winters.
11. Who- in your opinion- was the greatest person to ever live?

Somebody who I never heard of, but managed to spend every day of his or her life without being sad.

I’m going to repeat the ‘anyone who wants to do it can do it’ tag.  Mostly because I don’t see the rules anywhere on here.