Hey there all you beat reporters and gumshoes. We’ve got an interesting case here today. This is Lisa Burton Radio, and I’m your host Lisa the robot girl. What happens when a carnival stripper misses her last show, is found murdered in her trailer, and local sentiment is to brush it all off?

I have with me today, the one person who seems to care. “Welcome to the show, Brian Stockton.”

“Thanks for having me. It’ll be good to get this story out there.”

“Now, Brian. I understand you work for the local newspaper. How did you get involved in this case?”

“It’s my job–guess my editor figured he could spare me from important stories like covering a Town Hall meeting or a loose cow running amuck on main street. So, he gave me this case to cover. Good thing, too. It needs the attention, with the police getting nowhere…