This is Lisa Burton Radio, and I’m your host, Lisa the robot girl. One of the things I’ve wanted to try is sharing some of the mail we get on the air. So here we go.

I’ve gotten a lot of mail about my tattoos. The questions vary, so I’ll try to cover as much as I can and hopefully your answer is in there somewhere.

When I was first booted up, they gave me a job, planted me in a house, and abandoned me. I found myself with days off as part of my cover. Nobody was supposed to know I was a robot, so I had to live like everyone else. I spent a lot of my off-time at the open air markets and street festival. All the other girls that summer had a kind of retro-style going on, so I adapted it to fit in better. It’s…