You can read it in the bath.
You can read it for a laugh.

You can read it in the car.
If not driving it you are.

You can read it at the zoo
When you tire of animal poo.

You can read it at the mall
After you have spent it all.

You can read it in the gym
As you exercise to get thin.

You can read it near the pool
When the water is too cool.

You can read it at the bar,
Or here and there and near and far.

You can read it with your honey
You can both enjoy the funny.

You can read it standing on your head
After the kids are all in bed

You can read it under the table
Assuming getting under you are able.

You can read it with your tea
Peaceful and happy you will be.

You can…