Message to the Video Game Goblins in My Room

Symphony of the Night

Symphony of the Night

Dear Goblins,

It has been a few years since I last saw this game and I know you took it.  It vanished from the rest of the games, but you left the memory cards.  So, I assume you aren’t playing the game or you have your own cards.  The truth is, I want this game back.

Yom Kippur is the Jewish day of fasting and I survive by playing a video game for the entire day.  Castlevania: Symphony of the Night was my go to game for years before you stole it.  I’ve made it with Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, Lego Star Wars, and Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.  Don’t get me wrong.  I love the Zelda series and will beat Ocarina of Time from last year and play the original if need be.  It’s just that these games take longer than a day and steal me away from everything until I either beat them or chaos ensues.  I did try with Castlevania: Lament of Innocence, but I can’t get over Leon Belmont’s Farrah Fawcett haircut any more.  I’d use God of War, but the toddler walked in last time I played that game and I got in trouble.

Look, goblins.  I want my game back since it took me a long time to get it in the first place.  SOTN runs $86 on Amazon because it’s old and still beloved.  Just tell me where you put it because I’ve torn this room apart looking for it.  Thanks.

Sincerely,

Charles

P.S.- Don’t be dicks and refuse.

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About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.
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12 Responses to Message to the Video Game Goblins in My Room

  1. treyzguy's avatar treyzguy says:

    Funny…
    I thought THEY only lived with me in my Semi-truck. Mine love pens and socks…Try Metroid

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  2. MishaBurnett's avatar MishaBurnett says:

    Playing video games on Yom Kippur. Okay, I guess that’s not any stranger than my tradition of “The Abominable Dr. Phibes” at Pesach (for the plagues of Egypt references) or “300” on Purim (it’s the prequel to the Book of Esther).

    I really wanted to find you an 8-bit version of Kol Nidre, but I couldn’t. I’ll have to see if I can get someone to make one for you.

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  3. Ellespeth's avatar Ellespeth says:

    I hate goblins that don’t put things back after using! So, so rude! I suggest rolling the room with duct tape to catch this thieving goblin. I hope you find the game or catch the goblin by mid September.
    Ellespeth

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  4. Papi Z's avatar Papi Z says:

    The same Goblins took my God Of War copy! I always put it back in the case when I am done, and it is the only game I cannot find. The case is empty and sitting on the shelf. I know it was a good game, but you would think the Goblins could get their own copy.

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