How Do Fantasy Characters Stay So Thin? by Charles Yallowitz

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How Do Fantasy Characters Stay so Thin?

Thank you to S.K. Nicholls for letting me write a guest blog for her blog.  I am Charles E Yallowitz and I’m the author behind the new fantasy series Legends of Windemere.  I asked for a topic and my generous host suggested weight loss.  Everyone is trying to lose weight, but I was a little hard-pressed to tie this into my new book’s release.  Then it hit me that so many characters are thin and in shape.  What is their secret?  I’m here to share some of those secrets.

  1. Fire Magic– You think spellcasters only learn fire magic for destroying their enemies?  I don’t think so.  Cast enough fire magic in an enclosed room and you heat it up to sweat the pounds away.  A little water magic to make some mist and you have a sauna.
  2. Hunting is More Hazardous

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About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.
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