Ye Olde Bed Shoppe: Putting ‘Z’ in Salez . . . We Can’t Afford a Proofreader

Posted on May 17, 2019 by Charles Yallowitz

Overlooking an Empty bed

Welcome to our popular bed store.  Please feel free to try any model that you want.  We have hammocks, cots, bunk beds, full, twin, queen, king, water, canopied, adjustable, futons, race cars, Murphy, trundle, air mattresses, day, sleigh, and . . . Hello?

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Why does every customer fall asleep on their first choice?

About Charles Yallowitz

Charles E. Yallowitz was born, raised, and educated in New York. Then he spent a few years in Florida, realized his fear of alligators, and moved back to the Empire State. When he isn't working hard on his epic fantasy stories, Charles can be found cooking or going on whatever adventure his son has planned for the day. 'Legends of Windemere' is his first series, but it certainly won't be his last.
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9 Responses to Ye Olde Bed Shoppe: Putting ‘Z’ in Salez . . . We Can’t Afford a Proofreader

  1. L. Marie says:
    May 17, 2019 at 11:17 am

    😂😂😂
    I instantly felt restful sleep overtaking me! So I’ll take that sleigh bed! (The perfect bed for an assassin. Ba dum bum..)

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  2. John W. Howell says:
    May 17, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    Ha ha ha. Thanks, Charles

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  3. coldhandboyack says:
    May 17, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    Quick, move all the expensive merchandise to the front of the store.

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  4. Chelsea Owens says:
    May 21, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    Gotta limit the sampling time. 🙂

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