Zee Finale!
The Code
Our secret weapon
Giving us a needed edge
Against unfair foes
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The Olden Days of Blocky Limbs
Razor edged pixels
A step above stick figures
Acknowledge your past
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Striving for Beyond Realism
I see fluid curves
As if they are real beings
Nearing graphics pure
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Are You Mouse, Man, or Master?
Choose how hard to play
Testing your skills to their peak
Be easy or hard
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The Inevitability of Death and Rebirth
All lives are fleeting
Which is why you have many
Earn more on the way
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Gauged in Hearts and Bars
Shrinking with each blow
The life blood of the hero
Work to raise the bar
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Another Chance After the Final Light
Your final life spent
After hours of hard work
Try again or fail
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The Horrifying Click of an Empty Chamber
You unloaded all
Wasting ammo at a pawn
Now the boss is here
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Nobody Wins as a Level One
Hours spent to grow
Bounding up the XP tree
Strength with every kill
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Earning the Tools of a Champion
Start with weakest gear
That you replace on your quest
To win the hard fights
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Homes of Monsters, Traps, and Festering Evil
We dive into them
Whether space or fantasy
To clear out the hive
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Testing Your Thumbs and Mind
Forcing us to think
After bashing our way through
Puzzles block our path
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We Shall Battle Because You’re There
Monsters out of air
Not seen until the fight starts
Pray you have high health
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Why Do Monsters Have Cash and Relics?
The rarest of gear
Held by monsters in the wild
Who have no pockets
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Wishing for a Time Out
Battle rages on
While I cycle through items
Searching for an edge
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Jab, Cross, Mule Kick, Backhand, Mega-Uppercut
Masters chain their moves
Not allowing their foes to swing
Move goes into move
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Ancient Nectar of the Gamer Gods
The precious potion
Returner of stolen life
Stocked within our bags
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Oldest of the Storage Units
We all know you, box
Holding gifts or traps or air
We always open
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Extra Toys for the Buying
You have beat the game
In time for newer content
Time to play again
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Let No Table Go Unbashed
Take your sword or gun
And destroy all that you see
Break the scenery
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Go About Your Lives as if I’m Not Here
Stranger in the house
Searching for items and cash
He is the hero
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Movies within the Games
The plot has moved on
Using scenes that you just watch
Some push your patience
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A More Pleasant Distraction, I Have Not Heard
I hear the music
That gently takes me away
Wishing I could pause
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Where Did All Our Toys Go?
The hero returns
Yet stripped of all his up-grades
Now he starts again
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The Hidden Treats We Hunt For
Not needed for plot
They bring to us great glory
Because we found them
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An Ending Not Worth Earning
Thank you for playing
The most worthless of endings
After days of work
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An Ending is a New Beginning
You have beat the game
And sat through all the credits
Now play level one
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The Goal of the All True Gamers
One hundred percent
It is the number of dreams
Proof that we did all
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(This was going to be hidden in the artwork. The title and haiku add up to 100 letters. Would have been a lot of fun if I got this off the ground.)
The Secret Level at the End of this Haiku Collection
All gamers seek you
But only the best will find
Without a walkthrough
Very well done. Makes me wish I was a gamer.
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Never too late. Tetris counts. 😜
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Ha ha ha. I don’t even do that.
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This collection is amazing, Charles. I couldn’t help laughing and sighing over this one, since this is so like what I’ve done in the past:
The Horrifying Click of an Empty Chamber
You unloaded all
Wasting ammo at a pawn
Now the boss is here
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I think most of us have hit that point at least once. It’s part of the learning curve. Or standard operating procedure for some players that are currently asking me not to name them.
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>Why Do Monsters Have Cash and Relics?/The rarest of gear/Held by monsters in the wild/
>Who have no pockets.
That is such an excellent question!
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Maybe all rpg monsters suffer from pica.
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Lol – “Go About Your Lives as if I’m Not Here.” I have actually mumbled that as I explored certain towns 😀
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Same here. Especially when I’m breaking pottery for hearts and rupees.
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Oh, those poor vases…
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They knew the risks.
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No, that was the chests. The vases were just innocent bystanders.
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A man could make a fortune in Hyrule if he invented glue.
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😀
Come to think of it, I’ve never noticed any vase merchants. They’re probably all rich and retired.
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Or in hiding. Last think you want is Link finding your store and going to town on your wares. There’s also this:
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Cute Link (pun intended)!
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That’s how I learned about her. She’s actually a violinist and has a bunch of cool videos and cds. Look for Roundtable Rival.
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Sweet!
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